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Tina

I am here for Friends

About Me

-I'm not a bitch, I just lack social skills, thus making me seem like a bitch. I'm actually a decent broad once you get to know me.
-I love meeting people that can carry on a conversation with me about Franco films, or obscure '80s slasher movies, or serial killers. Shit like that.
-I'm very vulgar. I swear a lot . So if you are offended by profanity, you should probably not talk to me.

My Interests

Music - Metal/Death/Goregrind

Movies - Horror

Beer - Bavaria, Steamwhistle, Castle, Sapporo...if you ever see me drinking Canadian, it's only because it's cheap. :/

Video Games - SNES all the way fuckers. Keep your Playstation and xbox shit. Bahaha.

Serial Murderers - This is pretty much all I read about.

I'd like to meet:

Frank Henenlotter, Jess Franco, Blackie Lawless, and Richard Ramirez.

And Silky Johnson...because I think we'd make an awesome couple.

Or pretty much anyone who's into the same shit I am. Especially people from the Toronto area.

Music:

Sorry, no alphabetized list here.
If you want a general idea of what I listen to, check out my 'friends' list.

Movies:

Horror/Gore/Cult/Eurosleaze/Exploitation...
I dislike most new horror films. Gimme the old shit!

And I know most would argue, but I think this man is a genius:

Television:

I mostly watch A&E.
I don't actually like any new TV shows. My favorites are Married With Children, solely for Al Bundy (also Kelly was pretty hot back in the day), Beavis and Butthead, and of course the Simpsons.

You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

Books:

True Crime, Forensics, Psychology

Sleazoid Express by Bill Landis and Michelle Clifford
Immoral Tales by Cathal Tohill and Pete Tombs
Eaten Alive!: Italian Cannibal and Zombie Movies by Jay Slater

Heroes:



My Blog

Does anyone remember...

...this doll? ...
Posted by Tina on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:58:00 PST

Words of wisdom...

I haven't been on Engrish.com for so long. I've been missing out on some hilarious stuff it seems. Bahaha, boobies....
Posted by Tina on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:55:00 PST

Blackie: Then and Now

1985:Ignore the shitty background music...2006:21 years later and the man is still fucking awesome. W.A.S.P. Nation...
Posted by Tina on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:55:00 PST

Jon Nödtveidt of Dissection...

DISSECTION Frontman Shot Himself In Head As Part Of Ritual Suicide - Aug. 19, 2006 Swedish heavy metal mu...
Posted by Tina on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:56:00 PST