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THE HOCKEY PLAYERS SURVEY
Name? Joe Klich
Birthday? 6/23/89
Height? 5-9
Birthplace? Palos Heights
What team do you play for? Lincoln-way east hockey club
How long have you played hockey for? 13 years
What kind of skates do you wear?
Do you know what a Gonshow is? do i need to?
Do you chew tobacco? nah
Have you ever dropped the gloves? yea
How many times? once
Have you or do you play junior hockey? ( The stepping stone to the Pro's) no
Have you ever seen Mystery Alaska more then once? just once
Have you ever had relations with a puckslut? no
Do you know what a Michigan is? yeaa
Can you do a Michigan? yeaa
Who is Sydney Crosby? Someone who could get their ass kicked by alexander Ovechkin
What number do you wear? 7
How many days a week do you play hockey? 5
What type of player are you? utility player
Is it true that hockey players are one of a kind? oh yea
What is a lipper? do I need to know?
Ever had a broken nose? no
Whats the best thing about being a hockey player? The secret society we are all in
Are you Canadian? no
Skoal or Copenhagan? neither
Do you like the new NHL rules? just the shootouts
Do you wear a cage or a visor? cage
What position do you play? Defense. wing
Have you lost a hockey fight? yea..
Have you won a hockey fight? yea
Which hand do you shoot? i prefer not to shoot any of my hands but i do shoot lefty.
Whats your definition of a Swampdonkey? Hamiltons hockey pads
Have you done your rookie duties? oh yea
Have you ever had Lambroast? yea
Most memorable hockey moment? Winning the championship senior year
Have you ever signed an autograph? yea...it was wierd
Do you like the pucksluts? depends
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