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Chief Coffeestache

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am the Chief of Police, and you better respect that, motherfucker. My life revolves around coffee, cigarettes and stopping crime.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is going to get me my fucking coffee.

Music:

Foghat

Movies:

Lawson: White Heat, Casablanca

Television:

NYPD Blue, CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, Colombo, Matlock, Kojack

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Mustache Quarterly, Coffee Drinkers Digest