NOEL GOOTERS

I LIKE TO WALK ON THE BEACH WITH JOHNNIE AND STEP ON PISS CLAMS. I LIKE TO EAT AT MCDONALDS WITH SARAH, I CAN PULL LARGE PIECES OF FURNITURE OUT OF MY ASS. I JUST GOT OUT OF A TURKISH PRISON . I LOVE TO SEE GROWN MEN NAKED. I HAVE A HAIR LIP ON MY ASSNECK. I LOVE TO WEAR A SILLY SANTA SUIT AND GROUPE SPIDER MONKEYS AT SILLY'S PIZZA PARLOR.I LOVE FORESKIN FUDGIES ON A HOT SUMMER DAY. SOMETIMES I TWEAK MY OWN NIPPLES JUST CAUSE I CAN. ROSIE TOLD ME THAT SHE HEARD THEY ARE RUNNING WHORES OUT OF K MART. ONE TIME ROSIE DID A TRIPLE BACK FLIP AND SCRATCHED HER SLIPPERY NIPPLES. ONE TIME JOHNNIE GAVE HER THE ROOT ALL NIGHT. ONE TIME ROSIE SAID TO JOHNNIE " FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN FUCK " AND SHE CALLED HIM A TRIPLE BASTARD.I HAVE A DOG NAMED STRAPPS AND I LET HIM RUB UP AND DOWN MY LEG.