O'REAR

I like beer. I work to support my drinking habit and animals. I have a potty mouth. I hate people with bad grammar. e.g... Here's how it went down... Woman: I resemble that statement! Myself: Really? You resemble it? Woman: Yes...I really, really resemble it. Myself: Yeah, I resemble my father. We both have blue eyes. Woman: I think you have pretty eyes...you shouldn't resemble him for that. Myself: (standing up and walking away) What a dumb whore.The end. I love anything that has beans in it. I've loved and lost and loved again and lost and loved and lost and loved. I hate pine trees. My electric blanket was the best gift I've ever received. I say I work out regularly, but really, I only go to the gym once or twice a month. I was my fattest after college, not during. I have had the same purse for almost 8 years. I love old school Atari. I am self conscience about my feet. I want to learn to play the guitar. I have one grandparent left...and she is awesome. **Props to Meems** My parents are divorced. I love to cook. I own my house. I want to sell it. Girls Scouts freak me out. So do Halloween decorations. I eat once a day, unless I have been drinking. I will never do drugs again. I don't wear half of the clothes I own. Pictures are the best way to remember. I've thrown a bunch away. I own a rubberband ball that I made for three years. I have three best friends. Beans are my favorite food in the entire world. I have girl crushes on Maggie Gyllenhall and Parker Posey. I have had three serious relationships - only one that I am proud of. I can't eat eggs outside. I want smaller boobs. I want to go to Ireland ONLY to drink beer. Daisies are my favorite flower. I like to eat raw potatoes. I love music but hate going to concerts. I want to own a bar. I don't like my hair short. I have a new found love for stuffing pork. Strapless dresses make my life hell. I hate funerals. I miss my cousin. I HATE Netflix...if you have it, cancel it. Blockbuster is totally the way to go. I wouldn't wish strep throat on my worst enemy. I still love beans. Smirnoff Raw Tea is my new favorite drink. Animals who pee on carpet are going to hell. I want to experience being preggers, but I don't want a kid. My favorite 80's song is "Rio."