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helga

I am here for Friends

About Me

1. Do you like chinese food?
yep! anythign sweet and sour!
2. How big is your bed?
its a double but stacey broke
it so now we're sleeping on a matress on the floor!
3. Is your room clean?
is it fuck! it's full of
stacey's crap! but i dont mind
4. Laptop or Desktop computer?
desktop but i always use stacey's laptop
5. Favorite comedian?
bill baiey, lee evans and billy connoly [think i spelt
tht wrong!]
6. Do you smoke?
nope, drink too much to smoke!id like to live past 20
thankyou!
7. Does anyone like you?
ha! i hope so!
8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
about wot???
10. Sleep with or without clothes on?
do girl boxers and a giant multi-coloured top count
as clothes?
11. Who sleeps with you every night?
stacey - my wifey!
12. Do long distance relationships work?
depends on the peope and places
13. How many times have you been pulled over by the
police?
god i don't know i'm always wrecked!
14. Pancakes or French Toast?
never tried french toast so pancakes!
15. Do you like coffee?
nobut i drink it anyway. with about 10 sugars per cup
[aint that right tony!!!]
16. How do you like your eggs?
fried or scrambled covered in tomatoe sauce and
lea&perrings!
17. Do you believe in astrology?
csn't say i've ever been interesed in it
18. Last person you talked to on the phone?
my boss, when she fired me :(
19. Last person on your missed call list?
nobody coz my phone's dead and i've lost my charger!!!
20. What was the last text message you received?
my phone's dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21. McDonalds or Burger King?
mconalds but not out of choice, out of laziness coz it's
right down the road!
22. Number of pillows?
two but technically one of them's stacey's
23. Last thing you ate?
clie of bread
24. Last thing you bought?
bottle of diet coke
25. What are you hearing right now?
D12 - my band
26. Pick a lyric?
from my band? "my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants, my salsa - where'd everybody go?"
27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J
sandwich?
yea coz im a yank. problyblackcurrent jam or black cherry!
28. Can you play pool?
can i fuck! i always either miss or knock the ball of the
tabe!
29. Do you know how to swim?
yes i do thank you very much
30. Favorite ice cream?
mint choc chip but i fancy a change
31. Do you like maps?
lol who likes maps?
32. Tell me a random fact:
i ripped my knee open on a tent peg
33. Ever had a hard on at work?
can't say i have, might be the lack of penis!!!
34. Ever attend a theme party?
yea the last one was tazz's 18th - priate/undead theme
35. Ever do a keg stand?
sorry i don't drink piss
36. Craziest place you've slept after a night of drinking?
on a boat!!! i had no idea where i was! my mate had to
pay for a taxi home, cost him about 80kwid
37. What is your favorite season?
summer coz i get to go to sheringham :]
38. What is the first music video you ever saw?
god i don't know!who can really remember that far back?
39. Pick a movie quote:
Peter Griffin: Save your money, Tucker. This place doesn't
have porn. They think its immoral. You know, that really
grinds my gears. Where in the bible does it say that a man
can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work
because I don't have a DVD player? Well, I don't know
where it says it because the Bible was way too long
to read!
40. Favorite quote:
isn't that what i just did?
41. What is your favorite hangout?
used to be 3lakes but now it's just full of swetty chavs!
42. Best friend's name?
stele/stacey and beef
43. How long have you known them?
stele-added together, all my life, stacey-about 2 years i
think and beef-all my life
44. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
about 10 mins ago when i remembered stacey decking it over
my hairdryer which reminded me of wen i kicked grace up
the arse when she was on the space hopper!
[i was aiming for the hopper
45. What time did you wake up this morning?
dinner time!
46. Wake up next to anyone?
nope, stace was at work
47. Best thing about winter?
snow, but we haven't had any for ages!
48. Name a couple of favorite colors:
black, bright blue, bright green and bright orange
49. How old are you?
16
50. What month is your birthday in?
august
51. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
considering i went as one to the last theme party i was
at [tazz's] i think theyr cool!
52. Favorite Dave Matthews Band song (if you have one?)
never heard of dave matthews band. they/he must be
shight
53. What are you doing this weekend?
getting my apha belly!!!
54. Who will take this survey?
anyone who could actually oves me enough to read all of this

My Interests

Heroes:

the only heroes there'll ever be: [my best friends] Ste - the protective, agony uncle, practically a brother friend
Ele - the fun hippy but still cool friend
Luke - the funny, underestimated, feelgood friend
Alana - the all purpose glue, lamposts and our cheeks friend
Ben - the lets all sing queen songs even though we're in a freezing shelter and its pouring it down, just to lighten the mood, friend
Becki - the best, there for anything, any time, words don't describe, friend
Dion - the other brother, extremely protective, funny in a boyish way friend
Grace - he funny hypa jumping on your back friend
Ryan - the brother that although it may be sad, is like my best friend
Nat - the crazy no need to take speed coz she's like that naturally! the sheffield version of me friend
Stacey - the everything friend
Beef - the quirky "ive lost my sandwich!" friend
Jenni - the like a sister friend, even when she's not there, she's there!

My Blog

sunny sheringham

heyhey chums! wow i aint written a bog in a while! it always seems to be about me going away... well in the honour of my travels - im gunna tell you all about luke! im going to see him and alana all t...
Posted by helga on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:59:00 PST

yey im home! with a little temper tantrum!

whoo yea im finally home im sad to be leaving ste and ele but im glad to bk home with ym mates n family :) although there were a few technical difficulties along the way! my train was late getting in...
Posted by helga on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 03:08:00 PST

hehe we're all fxckin blonde!

haha me and ste are so thick! no ffence ste since you're readint this over my shoulder lol! and laughing at me! how dare you! stop! we're in a library!!! shhhh! anywhoo! yea so i was supposed to come ...
Posted by helga on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 05:36:00 PST