Michael

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."
I'd like to propose a toast to my self-control. You see it crawling helpless on the floor.
When someone has a near full pack of cigarettes, I like to take one out and stick the filtered side up my nostril and then put it back in their pack and mix 'em up.
I'm originally from Memphis, Tennessee and I also lived in Dallas, Texas for a few years. Due to some recent developments in my family I have moved to a SMALL town in Arkansas to help out for a while. I love music and I used to play with a band called The Crummies . I'm also a big movie fan and hope one day to make one. I love to have fun, see live music and have a few beers. I like meeting new people from all over the world (especially funny people who don't take life too seriously).
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Your views of me:
(Go to my blog to post a view about me)
"Mike looks good in a mini skirt, torn fishnets and pumps. He should stay away from little boys, even if NAMBLA holds him in high esteem...All joking aside, from what I remember of Mike he was a good shit and fun to hang with."
From: *Steve (The Other White Meat)*
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"I think you have a good sense of humour and good taste in music!!"
From: *Jules*
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"Fag!"
From: *Scott "I have a man living under my bed"Rogers*
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"Since I left Memphis in 1987, I would say that Mike looks straight out of high school, crazy, fucked up hair, and would be the first one to help me steal Vodka from Angerhead in front of Howard's Donuts."
From: *Jemal*
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"I'm glad I met you"
From: *Geo*
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"well, dunno exactly what to say. i am afraid that u'll become a conceited ass if i tell u my opinion about u.
i am grateful that i have met u.
u helped me more than some " real" friends.
u are a wonderful person and a great friend, and i love u for that. except the times when u call me a "dork". even if u're right about it...."
From: *Dexy*
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"OK...sometimes people should watchout what they ask for like you....here it goes...smartassssssssssss & witty in a good way, bratty only because he's the baby of the family, tender hearted towards living things, likes to help out other people when times are hard for them, super high IQ but not the smartest guy in the world, farts alot, and pink dresses are his favorite thing to wear...Ha Ha..just kidding...but that would be something to see....Kat"
From: *Kat Maxwell*
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"Although I only know him though "cyber space" Michael has become a good friend indeed. Always helpfull and talented with the computer codes! Shame really he support Manchester United, but hey, we all can't be perfect!"
From: *Jozek*
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"I think that you Michael Kane (just caues I love this other name of yours) are an incredible man, funny, witty, a great soul who has undertaken many difficulties in life and who is still standing upstraight. One can have a child, a teenager and a man in one person, whats better than to have it all in one package. A dorkish package it's true, but a good taste one, good quality, first-hand character! I think youre a Phoenix Bird dork, cause you're always back on track after each set back. Not many people can do that as well as you do. Keep up the good work, the movie and music mania, the longer hair and that awesome 4 year old smile! hehehe :)"
From: *Melania*
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"Mike is part angel part werewolf. I remember when he was alllll fucking werewolf."
From: *Robert*
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"Soft lips and a smooth ass"
From: *Seth*
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"Michael Humphreys is the quintessential upstanding Amerikkkan citizen. I've seen the man play a guitar with an electric razor, trip verily on the roof of the Peabody Hotel, create some amazing visual art, and illegally attend many a punk rock concert at the Antenna Club where he uplifted mosh pits with grace and character. This man has endured hardships that would cause lesser mortals to cave-in like wet guinea pigs and tolerated my relentless brainwashing attempts via noisy electronic music created by a plethora of miscreants in the 1980s. Most significant of all is that he is here now, and my life has been forever enhanced by his existence. Hail Eris !"
From: *Mike Jackson*
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"I think you have grown into a spectacular human being, and I hope having somewhere to go when we had the all ages shows with me playing like I was in charge was some good influence in the way you have gone. I miss you, just like I miss the rest of the kids, that are now raising their own kids, I love you and you all and you KNOW IT! ANNa"
From: *Antenna Anna*
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"I think that you are an amazing person. You are probably the funniest person I have ever met and you are always a ton of fun to hang out with. I'm never bored when I'm around you. Those green eyes help with that too. So does that evil little smile of yours. Haha. Asshole!! Don't even say it 'cause I know you are thinking it!! Anyway, I think you are great."
From: *Leah*
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"michael is one of the best persons u'll get to know. first of all, to state the obvious, he's hot:P he's got awesome piercing green eyes, his hair looks great (at least lately), he works out more than most of u do (so his body's supposed to be toned too) and he has the irressistible smile of a mischievous toddler. passing on to less shallow things, he's sb who's always willing to help and who cares a lot even for those who don't deserve it anymore. he sees the best in everyone and is quite tolerant and understanding, giving people the benefit of doubt a lil too often. maybe he just has a lot of love to give and is altruistic enough to actually spread it along. but don't think he's nauseatingly sweet. his sense of humor is extremely well developed and he uses it when u least expect it. he's really fun to hang out with and doesn't take himself too seriously. he can be quite impatient and rash but not in an annoying way, more like in the way of a kid whose mum won't buy him a toy that he just HAS to have (btw if u visit him around christmas, most likely his eyes will be glued to the tv, savouring every scene from 'a christmas story':D). being always in this hurry, he spells badly once in a while, but that doesn't mean he's not smart. on the contrary, he's quite intelligent and witty but he does have his blonde moments:P he wakes up very early, maybe so that he can have more time to waste (he can be really lazy. i mean..really really lazy:P) and goes to bed just as early. every thursday night he plays poker and he's so good he usually wins (he hates losing at poker and in general but hey, who doesn't?). he likes to watch scrubs and south park and he's a big fan of the lord of the rings..he loves lasagna...he's a big movie (caution: u WILL watch 'whale rider'! lol) and music buff and what he listens to or watches is usually good stuff (ha ha that was so hard to admit). overall, he's just sb that once u get to discover, u'll always wanna have him by ur side or regret if for some reason u fucked up badly and hurt or disappointed him. p.s. he paid me 100 bucks to say all this positive stuff about him. kidding, it was just 50 bucks, he's a mighty miser:P (phbttttt back at u michael! lol)
IMPORTANT: MICHAEL'S A TRUE SURVIVOR. HE'S BEEN THROUGH SOME REALLY DIFFICULT TIMES AND EVEN THOUGH HIS INNER STRENGTH MADE HIM OVERCOME EVERYTHING, HE DOESN'T DESERVE ANYTHING OF THAT IN THE FUTURE. SO PLEASE,TREAT HIM WELL, I CAN GUARANTEE HE'LL DO THE SAME TO U."
From: *Julia*
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You can visit The Crummies at:
myspace.com/thecrummies
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