Hmmmmm....... Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn.
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and a skateboard.
A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.You can’t be late until you show up.War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
