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Ralph!

earthvsralph

About Me

i'm ralph. i like music and stuff. i have the best girlfriend ever and i like pizza way too much

My Interests

dinosaurs. monsters. zombies. sarah.

I'd like to meet:

cool people who are cool.
aim - earthvsralph
(use it)

Music:

rx bandits, coke vs bills, satori, at the drive in, park, alkaline trio, converge, reel big fish, catch 22, suicide machines, the movielife, midtown, taking back sunday, straylight run, desa, forces of evil, face the fact, tsunami bomb, melee, strung out, rise against, facing new york, the return, strike anywhere, soasin, blood brothers, the promise ring, a times beach crush factor, zebrahead, the impossibles, rescue, cake, 2 drunk poet, secret socyetee, the 20goto10, a static lullaby, hot water music, one man army, arrogant songs of bitches, ataris, ben folds, ben folds five, the benjamins, brand new, bright eyes, buchanan, coheed and cambria, comeback kid, copeland, death cab for cutie, desaparecidos, the exit, finch, from monument to masses, desa, wallpaper, the get up kids, gimp, glassjaw, go jimmy go!, goldfinger, head automatica, home grown, i vote for kodos, jimmy eat world, jupiter sunrise, kissing choas, lawrence arms, less than jake, link 80, the littlest man band, mae, maritime, the mars volta, the matches, melee, the mighty mighty bosstones, modest mouse, murder by death, rilo kiley, pedro the lion, bob marley, the smith, the cure, a new found glory, no motiv, no use for a name, nofx, operation ivy, ozma, rancid, park, the pilfers, pinback, the postal service, pretty girls makes graves, punch drunk, green day, allister, all, bad brains, beastie boys, beatsteaks, cowboy communist, hot hot heat, lagwagon, kissing tigers, pohgoh, the pormise ring, sherwood, descendents, saves the day, slow reader, special, toasters, selecter, brazil, gatsby's american dream, against me!, cursive, latterman, the decemberist, HORSE the band, facing new york, muse, sam cooke, nina simone, a times beach crush factor, a whilhelm scream, apotheke, GDB, limbeck, apollo sunshine, architecture in helenski, bandits of the acoustic revolution, panic! at the disco, big d and the kids table, circa survive, dan pothast, mu330, death cab for cutie, red panda, new years day, everclear, third eye blind, the falcon, fall out boy, the superband, hellogoodbye, i am the avalanche, nightmare of you, jenny lewis, mike park, minus the bar, motion city soundtrack, nerf herder, nofx, paramore, piebald, the return, slow gherkin, tera melos, the weakerthans, chiodos, on the might of princes, supernova, botch, bomb the music industry! wild orchid kids, maritime, everclear, be your own pet, dr manhattan, kay kay and his weathered underground, wild orchid kids, search/rescue, playing favorites, the audition, so many dynamos, the gaslight anthem, the good life, cap'n jazz, she & him, intramural, rademacher, the briggs, dr manhattan, diary

Movies:

lord of the rings, pulp fiction, shaun of the dead, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, american beauty, super size me, clerks, dogma, i ;3 huckabees, kill bill, spider-man 1/2, high fidelity, braveheart, back to the futures, monster squad, labrynth, amelie, dawn of the dead, resevoir dogs, star wars, x-men, ginger snaps, crouching tiger hidden dragon, signs, magnolia, there will be blood, no country for old men

Television:

buffy, angel, HEROES, lost, the office, firefly, arrested developement, daily show, colbert report, south park, always sunny in philadelphia,

Books:

lord of the rings, animal farm, 1984, the Ender quartet, his dark materials, lord of the flies, catcher in the the rye, the lovely bones, a scanner darkly, the bean series, simarillion, high fidelity, etc

Heroes:

slimer

My Blog

im crazy

did you know that your poloroid is on my dashboardand my only confession is thatif sometimes im crazy, its only cause im crazy over youand if sometimes im crazy its cause my paw's been broke beforeand...
Posted by Ralph! on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:38:00 PST

bad people grrr bad peolep arrg

isnt that like me to have a sense of humorto do the things that no one wants to dolets try to do the right thing constantlyand see your hopes and dreams fade awaywhy not take the easy route and be a d...
Posted by Ralph! on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:54:00 PST

i odd i sowwy no-sense

dogs have beards all overand cats have mustaches tooat least they can grow onemy facial hair a flashbackto when i was thirteenmy girlfriend has long hairyeah i have long hair tooits black and it flips...
Posted by Ralph! on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:49:00 PST

deja vu dude

so you think that you’re such a lookerso you think that you’re really wittyyou think that you think that you know...youre great and its fun like an afternoon crap..i’m so sick and i&...
Posted by Ralph! on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:41:00 PST

lift your head up sinking ship

work in progress?there used to be a timewhen i had governments on my mindproud like monuments they screambegging to be toppledsaying, take my now im yoursjust like the sky lusting for groundjust like ...
Posted by Ralph! on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:13:00 PST

3/28/08

i filled out all my applications. i need to wake up sometime tomorrow and turn them in. eh i feel sick again. my throat feels like a swallowed a knife. i hope i feel better by this weekend so my birth...
Posted by Ralph! on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:34:00 PST

ball hit bounce that

i only say a little, i never say too muchcause when the cats out of the bagwell then yeah then you’re fuckedi only like a little, i always love a lotcause when you hold backyou lose the world an...
Posted by Ralph! on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:31:00 PST

my space, your space, our space

my friends list is not so bigi guess that means i'm uglyi'm not wearing skinny jeansi guess that means i'm fatand if you meet you'll say "sup nigga"i guess that means your blackand when you dont frien...
Posted by Ralph! on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:04:00 PST

love

i was feeling kind of silly so here you go..i'm a dead mana dear man dyingwalking jumping whateveras sure as death and taxesi've fallen for you taking away your facewould be like taking life supporti'...
Posted by Ralph! on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 03:48:00 PST

hate

you're a mindless automaton   a waste of skin incarnateyou get your views from magazinesand cues from talking points on fox newsyou're a liberal version of everything you claim to hateyour t...
Posted by Ralph! on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 03:48:00 PST