Leila

The wise words of Shel Silverstein:
STANDING IS STUPID
Standing is stupid, Crawling's a curse, Skipping is silly, Walking is worse, Hopping is hopeless, Jumping's a chore, Sitting is senseless, Leaning's a bore, Running's ridiculous, Jogging's insane -- Guess I'll go upstairs and Lie down again.
PIE PROBLEM
If I eat one more piece of pie, I'll die! If I can't have one more piece of pie, I'll die! So since it's all decided I must die, I might as well have one more piece of pie. MMMM--OOOH--MY! Chomp--Gulp--'Bye.
HURK
I'd rather play tennis than go to the dentist. I'd rather play SOCCER than go to the doctor. I'd rather play Hurk than go to work. Hurk? Hurk? What's Hurk? I don't know, but it must be better than work.
PLAY BALL
Okay, let's play, I think that we Have everyone we need. I'll be the strong-armed pitcher Who can throw with blinding speed. And Pete will be the catcher Who squats low and pounds his mitt, And Mike will be the home-run king Who snarls and waits to hit One, loud and long and hard and high, Way out beyond the wall. So let's get start--What? You? Oh, yes, You can be the ball!
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