I listened to a lot of Luther Vandross when I wrote this, a lot. |
I know I've written a lot of things in a lot of places that have dumped on relationships, love, and women. And I realize this has probably brought a lot of you hopeless romantics down. So to make it u...
Posted by Aldeez on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:40:00 PST |
It’s not great but it beats the hell out of a "Your Mom Goes To College" t-shirt. |
when i dont call you[ Its because im waiting for you to call me so I can bitch you out for not calling sooner. I had shit to say about my new conditioner]When i walk away from you mad[ Follow me so I ...
Posted by Aldeez on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:59:00 PST |
How to navigate a typical girl's myspace profile. |
Teenage girls are complex beings full of emotion that are often covered in obnoxious colors and like to hang out around bad music and their myspace profiles are no different.&...
Posted by Aldeez on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:37:00 PST |
Jennifer Aniston got back together with Vince Vaughn and other proof women are stupid bitches. |
Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these Things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life." give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.A p...
Posted by Aldeez on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:50:00 PST |
Hero Used to be a Respectabl Position. |
As I wandered about the vast internet, pondering the chances of a family member walking in on me spending time with some risque pictures of B-list celebrities. I found myself on a well endowed 15 year...
Posted by Aldeez on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:47:00 PST |
How to Make Prom Awesome |
Prom is just around the corner and around here prom's all about having fun. You have to spend hours racking your brain to think of a fun way to ask, answer, date, dance, maintain a conversation, ...
Posted by Aldeez on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:26:00 PST |
Closing Time is Our Time |
In a world full of prissy youngsters who are overly concerned with with such things as politics and Hummers, it's nice to find a safe haven where it all fades away I'm talking about Leatherby's. I hav...
Posted by Aldeez on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST |
Idle minds are the Devil's playground and Myspace's target consumers. Coincidence? I think not. |
As I checked my myspace I perchanced upon a bulletin entitled "Saddest Story Ever." I immediately assumed it might be about starving children, a death in the family, Luke Slater, or one of ...
Posted by Aldeez on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:20:00 PST |
Who brought Wheat Thins to the funeral? |
I can feel myself slowly slipping into insanity. I've found myself spending the day naked in my bathroom talking to myself on topics ranging from the correlation of certain Disney movies an...
Posted by Aldeez on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:22:00 PST |
Because sentences are too long, choose a number! |
We've all seen those surveys were you have the option to choose a number or color to describe your relationship with the opposite sex. These, of course, are inaccurate and filled with lame ass jokes l...
Posted by Aldeez on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:32:00 PST |
