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Quotable Quotes
"It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here, and I'm much obliged to you for making it clear that I'm not here." Jugband Blues, Saucer Full of Secrets: Syd Barrett
"My glasses make me smarter than the average gnome." Foamy the Squirrel
"And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with the toys a while
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles" The Boomtown Rats, I Don't Like Monday's
"Vhy is it that the truly brilliant are doomed to a life of obscurity, surrounded by a sea of mediocrity, only to end up covered in sores in a pool of their own filth? Oh vell, the beat goes on."
"Yes, Ve are doomed and I am filled with remorse, and it is most delicious."
"You disturb me to the point of insanity. There. I am insane now." Dieter, Sprockets [SNL]
"I am inspired by your plea 'I am stupid! Fill my vacuous head with knowledge!' Indeed, the toenail that is your brain is hungry" Wobbly Headed Bob
"The good is an illusion. Little fables folks tell themselves so they can get through their days without screaming too much."Andre Linoge, Stephen King's The Storm of the Century
"Smithers... I don't believe in suicide, but if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch. "Mr. Burns (The Simpson's)
"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the F...B...I. " Dr. Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs
"Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker, The Killing Joke
"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin..." Mike Altman, Suicide is Painless. Originally Painless Pole's "Last Supper" Dirge
"I like your smile
And your fingertips
I like the way that you move your hips
I like the cool way you look at me
Everything about you is bringing me misery." Bob Dylan, Buckets of Rain
"Did Santa finally bring you that Y-chromosome you always wanted?" Dr. Cox, [ scrubs ]
"You know what "crazy" is? "crazy" is "majority rules". Take germs for example." Jeffery, 12 Monkeys
"Sometimes... you can cry until there is nothing wet in you. You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures. You can pray, all you want, to whatever God you think will listen. And, still, it makes, no difference. It goes on, with no sign as to when it might release you. And you know that if it ever did relent... it would not be because it cared" Nny (JtHM)
"If there's a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I've already won that. No man is worth the aggravation; that's ancient history - been there, done that! " Megara, Disney's Hercules
"Laxatives: Is pooping the new vomiting? "
"All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me.... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you," Walt Disney
"Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama Siyo Nqoba Ingonyama Ingonyama nengw' enamabala."The Lion King, opening chant of 'The Circle Of Life'
"...Hey, if alla these nuts could just make phone calls, it could spread. Insanity oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all those poor sane people, infecting them! Whackos everywhere! A plague of madness.In fact, very few of us here are actually mentally ill. I'm not saying you're not mentally ill, for all I know you're crazy as a loon...."Jeffrey, 12 Monkeys
"The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity." Lord of Darkness, Legend
"Everything floats down here. That is, if its mass per unit of density is equal to or less than that of water." 'Pennywise the Dancing Clown' Parody on Robot Chicken
"Things fall apart; the center does not hold...What rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?" William Butler Yeats
"Why invite their calumny, and consternation? Stay in here...be faithful to me...Grateful to me...do as I say, and stay in here." Tony Jay “Judge Claude Frollo†Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"But I'm always dreaming, even when I'm awake; it is never finished," Lady Amalthea, The Last Unicorn
"Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty." Roland, The Gunslinger by Stephen King
"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special." Stephen Hawking
"I have to remind myself that some birds weren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knew it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But your world is just that much colder and emptier when they're gone. I don't know... maybe I just miss my friend." "Red," Shawshank Redemption by Stephen King
"There was the brilliant world of hunting, tactics, fierce exhilaration, skill, and there was the world of longing and baffled common-sense." William Golding, Lord of the Flies
"This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
Not with a bang but a whimper."
T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Men
"O Lord, deliver me from the man of excellent intention and impure heart: for the heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked. ...Humankind cannot stand very much reality." T. S. Eliot
"If you ever do want to know my opinion, rest assured it will always be that you're an incredible pain and that every time I see you it just makes me wanna pick you up and shake you until all the hours of my life that you've wasted fall out." Dr. Perry Cox, SCRUBS
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. Douglas Adams
Self Description (and then some):
A Disclaimer: Before you friend request me you need to know that I am often very blunt; if you cannot withstand criticism, then do notask me for my opinion. Contact anyone in the top 10 portion of my friends list, chances are they've known me for an extensive period of time and will be more than happy to attest to the simple fact that I shoot straight from the hip, and very seldom sugarcoat things.
So, please, if you cannot tolerate a dose of reality, save me the trouble by not adding me to your friend list. It'll save both you and I precious time.
Thank you. [ end disclaimer ]
Blah, blah, blah.... Not so important stuff goes here... Fluff and filler... I had something of worth typed here at one time, but My Space farted, and deleted the majority of my profile, and I've just been too lazy to really write anything of such grandure since. So instead I've decided it to be in my best interest, and that of my avid readers, to fill this space with as much mindless dribble that I could possibly fantom. Lucky you.
I'm 30 year old college student (it's my safety net) looking to find a nitch in the medical field. My choice of study is psychology and art therapy. Although due to recent events (well probably not recent by the time you read this), I've decided to change my specialty to Gastroenterology, because it dawned on me: I'd much rather deal with people's shit on a more literal than figurative level. Loverly image I painted there for you, huh?
Um... there isn't much else to say about myself, considering that I'm not constant, I'm ever changing... not in the psycho RED DRAGON sort of way, just in a natural learn as I go way. There really isn't anything spectacular about me that needs to be mentioned here other than I'm ill, and will always be ill... there isn't anything I can do, aside from major surgery and even THAT isn't too promising an outcome. I'm not bleak, broody, or otherwise deathdefingly awesome. I am what you see, which is as common as the next.
A Glance at My Medical History:
I was diagnoised with Ulcerative Colitis in 1997; Crohns Disease in 2002; and Wolfe-Parkinson-White Syndrome in 2003. Blahblahblah.
I had a cholecystectomy on June 3, 2007 and am quite content with my decision; I opted for the Laparoscopic Method, so there isn't a huge, jagged scar.
I have an infusa-port in my upper right chest wall, and a scar on my left chest wall where the old one was removed. In fact, I've had multiple surgeries over the years, and wear my scars proudly.
In 2003 I had my first Cardiac Ablation(surgery where they enter the heart via a major artery through the groin) at Crawford Long Medical Center in Atlanta, Georgia. Shortly after in 2004, I had a second at Charlotte Regional Hospital, in Punta Gorda, Florida.
I took part in the CCFA's Walk for a Cure held in Atlanta, Georgia JUNE 1, 2008.
Marital Status: Single by default. A lot of people say that I am limiting myself by requiring that anyone of interest meet standards I've set -- (i.e., must be at least six foot, no extreme emotional baggage, psycho ex-wives or girlfriends).
A sense of humor is nice, as is having a firm tolerance of the world around you, and a taste for adventure would be a considerably nice perk.
Got to be passionate for the little things in life that make things just worth waking in the morning.
Being adorably irresistable helps, too. . . .
I've dealt with the Male-Bitches, Whiney Complainers of the World, Emos, Pseduo-Goths, Punk-a-bees, Freaks, Assholes, Selfish Pricks, Clingy Crybabies, and Drama Whores... Been there, done that. It wasn't cute when I was 20, and it's especially not cute now I'm 30.
My sense of humor is dry, sarcastic at best. I can be funny ha ha if I really want. I tend to go over peoples' heads, which really worries me... I don't like having to explain things, or put them into simple terms if I'm talking to an adult of mild to high intelligence
I'm quiet at times, but that doesn't mean much of anything, other than I've nothing to say, or I'm tired. Eh... what else bantering blather can I put on here? Oh... yeah... I’m not up-tight, I don’t have a stick so far up my ass that I spit bark every morning, and I am not a ‘cold fish’ (although I’ve had men call me that, generally after I’ve rejected their unwanted advances). If you knew me, you wouldn’t be so quick to judge.
True, I can be stand-offish, but if you give me reason to trust your motives, you’ll quickly see the proverbial wall crumble. I’m not entirely as mean as I portray myself to be… even I admit to that. Just give me some raison d’être to allow you into my comfort zone, and see for yourself.
Random bunch of sunshine: I'm a descendant of Peter Scheuermann who was born Dec. 12, 1793 in Kleinostheim, Bavaria who arrived in New Orleans on the ship Seth Sprague from the port of Harve, Germany on June 17, 1848. Interesting tidbits of info, eh?