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Kaz & Numpty

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About Me

About Kaz. Not much to tell. I'm 38 going on 12. Mad as a moomin. I'm owned by an even madder bull terrier called Numpty. I love donkeys, bull terriers, chocolate, fizzy pop, sleeping, eating, sleeping, sleeping.I can talk the hind legs off a donkey but can't fly an aeroplane. Addicted to photoshop!! Bullie stalker extraordinaire ( I prefer the term dedicated fan!),About The Numpster. My name is Numpty.. or Numps....or The Numpster. I am 3 years old and I'm a bull terrier. I live with me Mum and me Dad, a right pair if you ask me!! Nutty as fruitcakes they are. My most favourite thing in the world is cheese. I like shredding stuff, getting in boxes, sucking pillows, barking, eating, sleeping, annoying me Dad...(alot!) I've got lots of bullie mates, I likes me old mucker Arfur Baker lots, we get up to all sorts. It's all part of our BWD Master Plan. SSSh! Mum's the word, if ya get my drift! I also likes the ladies! Especially that hot pair Maggie and Molly!! Not arf!! Phwoar!! I especially like my Auntie Helen coz she spoils me lots! I have several hobbies, including chewing wood, especially on the stairs, chewing shoes, especially my Mum's! My Mum says I'm big trouble with a big T. Whatever that means.
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The Toffee of Doom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMWrlCDgk2Y

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Spongebob Squarepants, Mark Chadwick, Vernon Kaye, Johnny Vegas, Jonathon Ross, Carmen Electra, Lee Evans, Jo Brand, Piglet and Eeyore, Willy Wonka, anybody with a bull terrier! ..