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NEW RECORD COMING UP NEW RECORD COMING UP NEW RECORD COMING UP WEENER MELANGE OUT 30th OF JANUARY!!!!
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The Sausage Party was born when somewhere in the mid '80s The Prophet recruted his disciples to preach man-on-man-love all over the entire globe. And what better way to preach this message through rock 'n roll? Living in rock 'n roll's epicentre, Los Angeles, they had their breakthrough after their first gig. Many recordlabels acknowlegded the band's genius and offered them recorddeals which could've made them instant superstars and instant multi-millionares. Though tempted by the great amounts of money offered they settled with the, at that time, relatively unknown recordlabel MonsterCock 2000 Records. On this label they released their first record containing instant classic's such as 'all the ass you need', 'there ain't no party like a sausage party' and 'barebacks and beatdowns'. With this album they toured the US for a year, bringing along with them an underground band called guns 'n roses to support them. Another anecdote worth knowing; guns 'n roses guitarplayer Slash was suffering from a writersblock due to a lack of heroin-abuse. During this tour guns 'n roses were already writing material for an upcoming album, but this process was heavily slowed down by Slash' writersblock. In comes Smooth Johnny and lays down something like 15 of the most rock 'n roll-riffs ever to come out of a Marshall amplifier. 12 of them made it to guns 'n roses debut which came out somewhere in '87.
By this time The Sausage Party already finished their third full-lenght. Their second, entitled 'back to the leatherbar', being an even bigger succes than their debut provided them with enough money to tour the world. So now, with their third album under their belt, they set sail to let all of the world hear their message. Just as The Prophet intented from day one. After this world tour, converting like some of the globe's most important men (i.e. Boy George, George Michael and Pim Fortuyn), The Prophet told his henchmen the job was done. Though their contract with Monstercock 2000 Records wasn't broken, no record was recorded after.
While living of the band's loyalties during most of the '90s and the first years of the new millenium The Prophet noticed that the people still dressed the way he preached almost 20 years ago, though the commitment to their sexuality was lacking. Homosexuals were slowly transforming into metrosexuals. The Prophet never hesitated and got back together the gang.
So get ready for the definition of rock 'n roll, the record label's the same, the band's the same, the music never changed and most important the message still reads; MAN ON MAN LOVE AROUND THE GLOBE!!!!
And The Prophet's sermons will reach you through the 10 best rock 'n roll songs ever written in human history to date. And let these songs just happen to be on the newest Sausage Party record, entitled WEENER MELANGE. So get off your lazy ass, come to our shows and buy this bible of the 21th century!!!
-music video for 'cool as me' -
-from our comeback EP 'soundtrack of the bible'

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Member Since: 22/04/2007
Band Members:
Influences: Deaf Oxxel, Turbonegro, Spargelcore, The Hives, Foreskin3d, Andrew W.K., Sex Pistols, G.G. Allin, Bon Jovi, Ludwig von Beethoven, Lightsnake, Anne Franks, Peter André, Jonge Ruige, Jody Bernal, The Topperts, Vivaldi, George Michael, New Kids on the Block, Jefferson Airplane, Free Rock Jamband 7, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Van Gunn, WCCP, NWA, Wu-Tang Clan.
Sounds Like: Rock and Roll
Record Label: Monstercock 2000 Records
Type of Label: Major

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