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Vanceamus Prime (spot in the car for S.S. tour)

Your a nice girl, and i still like you, but i have to warn you...

About Me


Your Monster Profile
Cursed Troll

You Feast On: Dongs

You Lurk Around In: The Ass

You Especially Like to Torment: Your Face What's Your Monster Name? ..

My Interests

taking "naps", climbing crap, taking craps, going on adventures and havin fun

I'd like to meet:

people who arent 50 year old petifiles

Music:

/a

Movies:

sick boyz, clockwork orange, blake's movie, pulp fiction, judge dredd, zombie movies, legend of the 8 samurais, and stuff.

Television:

simpsons, adult swim- but not the japanese shows, beavis and butthead

Books:



I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

Heroes:

homer jay simpson, peter griffin, the tik, tony trujillo .. Carcass- Incarnate Solvent Abuse aboveHelloween-HalloweenRachel, because she saved my life once. There we were. rotting on the bench in front of school. me, steakob(transfered from northern suckbania) and rachel. we are bored off our giant testicles. steakob went to go take a leak, and came back outside 20 minutes later with a new look. he was covered in blood and piss. we asked him what hapened, and all he did was groan. i went over to help him out, and he grabbed me by the throat and started to slam my head against the wall. rachel didnt let that happen for long. she ran down the stairs and pulled out the knife i gave to her the day before. she slit steakob's throat and blood started to spew out like an ejaculation. he groaned an turned. with my head split open, i couldnt do much for poor rachel. but she was stronger than i thought. she ripped him off her, causing her shirt to be torn off. she took his head and bashed it against the brick wall. blood and brains flew everywhere. he was finnaly dead. she took me to get my head fixed. we busted into the school, and she saw a bloody staple gun on the floor. she took it and told me i would feel a slight pinch. and i did. i yelled at the top of my lungs, and that attrackted some unwanted attention. we were surrownded by classmates that used to be our friends. we ran to the janitors closet, and found some useful items. we poured the kerosene all around the building, and used the shovels to decapitate the dead walking stenchbag teachers. we lit the school ablaze, and i forgot my homework! i ran in and found my backpack undisturbed by the inferno. while i was running out, i noticed that my balls were warmer than usual. i looked down, and noticed that my pants were ablaze. i hurredly took them off, and ran outside. and thats how rachel is my hero.

My Blog

if myspace was real

IF MYSPACE WAS REALTila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world.You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8.19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year o...
Posted by Vanceamus Prime (spot in the car for S.S. tour) on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 07:19:00 PST

story 2

the other day i was sitting in my room, just watching my tv on my bed, and i saw a movement out of the corner of my eye. i looked over, and saw a bloody rotting stump opening my door. i screamed a man...
Posted by Vanceamus Prime (spot in the car for S.S. tour) on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:50:00 PST

super awesome story .1!

So i was eating grapes and one accidentallyfell in the toilet, so i tried to fish it out, but the toilet clamped onto my hand! It pinned me in a corner, so i had to try and beat it off ontop of t...
Posted by Vanceamus Prime (spot in the car for S.S. tour) on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 08:21:00 PST

penile cortex

no-one reads this so why am i making it?   'cuz i funking can god dame it, sunk my dink, you piece of spit, racist melon farmer
Posted by Vanceamus Prime (spot in the car for S.S. tour) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

iuuhh

my name could be vance, but i dont know. it ends now
Posted by Vanceamus Prime (spot in the car for S.S. tour) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST