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first and foremost, im a man. yes, it's true. there are "certain" characteristics i have that most women don't. such as bowed legs. most women don't have bowed legs. and if you don't think that most men do, ask any guy to stand with his feet together, and there is a noticable space between his knees. found that out the other day at a thanksgiving party. but lets see. i get lazy and when it's not important, i don't capitlize anything, not even the first letter of a sentence. mr. callis would turn in his grave if he were dead. im a marine, been to haiti and iraq, about to go again in march. im a grunt, for the militarily inclined. I have REALLY small feet and hands. i wear only jeans, unless it's a special occasion, like taking out the trash, or giving the dog a bath. crossdressing is not one of my favorite things in the world to do, although i will try it if you kiss me. on the cheek. quickly. you don't even have to really touch me with your lips. in fact, just pretend like you're gonna kiss me, and i'll do it. but only for you. i have no life, because there is no life to be had where i live. but when i go home, WOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEE it's a hoot. i have myself a grand time. what else...... i love music and God. I am a christian. Formely pentecostal, currently non-denomination. im a former child actor, and when im done with prison, i want to get back into it. it's a fun time. dead puppies aren't much fun. i don't like hitler or saddam hussein. i do however like bush. yes, i know. im going to hell cause im conservative. but i am. and always will be. but im not an asshole about it. i respect your opinion too. just don't tell me about it, or else i'll hit you and spit in your eyes. HA. j/k. i won't hit you. so much about this dude. i love women. they are ALL beautiful. however, im not attracted to all of them. im probably a little too picky for my own good. oh well. im absolutely insane at times. but only on days that end with "day". the bearded lady is a virgin, and father time had an affair with lady luck. go figure huh? assholes. i have always wanted to see what it would be like to free fall all the way from the plane to the ground, but without all the dying and spattering and junk. oh yeah, just a smidgeon of Texas Pete Hot Sauce makes ANYTHING taste good. trust me, i should know. if they can make MRE's barable for 7 months, they can save the world. AND IM done.