Rev. Cruxcorvus

I am a biker and an airbrush/fine artist. I specialize in photo-realistic works of art by combining airbrushing with traditional techniques. I paint everything from motorcycles to fine art paintings. I have an attitude problem (I'm working on this, however) that has disabled me from being employed by anyone but myself. I have no patience for people who are ignorant or lazy. I hate inefficiency, I'm kind of like 7of9 from Star Trek in that way. I love hot cloudy,sticky humid weather with a wicked storm on the horizon and I am an ailurophiliac (cat lover in layman's terms).
I am also a legally ordained Christian pastor for New Horizon Christian ministries. My ministry is currently focused outside of churches, into the sometimes dark corners of society that are the underground and subcultures such as goths, bikers, homosexuals, my friends and neighbors (ha ha). These are the places where regular pastors are not allowed or are too afraid to touch. Fortunately for me, I have already had a lifetime of access....
I have a bachelors degree in forestry from UW-Stevens Point that I actually used for about 4 years. I also moonlight as a landscape designer and substitute teacher at the high school.
View my artwork on the official website at:
King-Lang-Art.com
.. ..DISLIKES:
Satan, evil, hateful people, bigotry, materialism, violence, clear sunny days, narrowminded-ness, video games, narcissism, stupidity, text messaging, talking on the phone, sit-coms, nearly all reality television, gameshows, pornograqhy, and riduculous MySpace profiles that take 5 minutes to download.