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Sputtering Romantic

I make my own glue, toots.

About Me

A real sauce bucket.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A dog with a METAL HEAD!

Movies:

The Monster Squad, The Warriors, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Full Metal Jacket, Dolemite, Gummo, The Jerk, Freaks, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Weird Science, The Human Tornado, Blacula, The Last House On The Left, Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas, Swingers, Basket Case, Clockwork Orange, Pink Flamingos

Television:

Sifl & Olly, The Kids In The Hall, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Sealab 2021, Reno 911!, Beavis & Butthead, The State, The Simpsons, Detroit Pistons, Bath City Beat, The Young Ones, Gumby, Wheel Of Fortune, South Park, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Family Feud (Ray Combs only), Cops, Da Ali G Show, Squidbillies, Super Milk Chan, Flight of the Conchords

Books:

The Computer That Ate My Brother, Mad Monsters Mix And Match, Bath Time For Boo

My Blog

I can see you hanging on the edge of the bed.....

Me and my battles with the sticky situations:  Stompy & Starchy   You guys!  I'm going to court in the morning!  I don't know what's going to happen!  I don't know if it's...
Posted by Sputtering Romantic on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:34:00 PST

Feed me to the dingos....

I'm done.  No more.  My world of shit is still rolling downhill.  I don't know when its going to stop.  The Queen of Mixed Signals got her last laugh.  I'll never stick ...
Posted by Sputtering Romantic on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 02:24:00 PST

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark...

I've learned to learn from what I've learned from: Sappy & Sloppy I'm quite a few months removed from it now.  It was great at first.  Stuff happened that I never thought would.  I ...
Posted by Sputtering Romantic on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:24:00 PST

My last girlfriend was a stingray.

Things I've been thinking/talking about lately: America Older Women Snakes Old Friends Fish Josh Chapa Phone Calls Music She Party Drinking Problem Pain Mix Cd Work Laughing Burger Time Giving Up Suns...
Posted by Sputtering Romantic on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:24:00 PST

I had a midlife crisis when I was twelve...

Um.... I don't understand these blogs really.  I'm confused.  Can you people read this?  I should have done more research.  I think its like a journal.  So I should tell everb...
Posted by Sputtering Romantic on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 01:19:00 PST