I want a puppy!!! |
Please oh please, if anyone has a puppy that needs a good home let me adopt him/her!!! I want a dog so very bad, please send me and email or respond back.
Thanks a bunch!
Katie...
Posted by Rebirth on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 12:26:00 PST |
Eat pussy like a PRO!!! |
What woman doesn't love to be expertly eaten out? Oral sex done right can take your partner to new heights of pleasure, but done wrong it can be an ordeal for both of you. Munching rug should be no gr...
Posted by Rebirth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Cocktease Crew |
Hey ladies....
I need your help!!!
I am launching a website for my clothing line on Feb 14th, Cockteaseclothing.com, and I'm going to have a crew of girls that promote Cocktease erotic apparel. The ...
Posted by Rebirth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
PunnaniTerms |
vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love ...
Posted by Rebirth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Sifl and Olly Hour |
You know...
I don't feel keeping tigers as pets is as cool as it seems
with the meat
and the fur
and the nails
and the teeth...
Is that corn between that tigers teeth?
That tiger has...
Posted by Rebirth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
How to impress a woman... |
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, wine & dine her, buy beautiful things for her, listen to her, care for h...
Posted by Rebirth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Vagina for a Day! |
"Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day"
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if...
Posted by Rebirth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Chronic X-mas Story |
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, not even a louse;
The plants were drying by the chimney with care,
In hopes that the bud would soon be r...
Posted by Rebirth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Roll a Perfect Blunt |
The first thing you have to do to roll a good blunt, is Practice, Practice and more Practice. It takes several tries before you can get it right.
Go to your nearest shop and buy a pack of Phillies ...
Posted by Rebirth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Sucks being a Dick |
10 You have a hole in your head.
9 Your master strangles you all the time.
8 Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7 You shrink in cold water
6 You never get a hairc...
Posted by Rebirth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
