Laura [Queen Stupid-Ass is getting NO WHERE FAST*

About Me

heyyy whats upp? I'm Laura, in case you didnt already knoo =)
....go fuck your mother!!
I Love my lil niece kayla with all my heart♥!
Irena Werner is my best friend forever for 13 yearsss =)
This is my Boyfriend Rick. We've been together for 4years and 5months..Soo who knows maybe in time, this will be my husband one day
Anyways, Im Italian, German and Enlgish. Immmmma SEXi BEAST and hilarious!! Real laid back, and honest..(I DONT SUGER COAT THINGS)
I love:
-going to shows; Bc Music is fucking awesome
-FALL (the season..not actually falling) lols
-hanging out with friends (Irena, Valerie, Carol, Alyssa, Javan)
Anyways, I ALSO love:
+ money, just realli hard not to SPEND IT all
+ SHOPPING!! (ahh its like a sport to me)
+ HOT CARS.. like my husband's '87Camaro-
+ DANE COOK!! ♥
+ doing things outdoors
+ NY Mets / NY Yankees
+ driving my SATURN (my bella)
+ text messaging
+ swimming
+ WWE... [JOHN CENA, I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH]!
+ My 2 BAdas$ dogs.. SHADOW & Buddy ♥
+ HOT PINK, DARK BLUE, N PURPLE

My Interests

This is my best friend Irena. She's HYSTERICAL! She's the only one who can make me laugh at the stupidest & most random things.. lols ..

I'd like to meet:

Dane COok, Eminem, Justin Timberlake..

Myspace Layouts - Summer Myspace Layouts
Myspace Codes - Myspace Generators - Myspace Backgrounds

Music:

- Taking Back Sunday♥
- Fall out Boy = L.o.V.E!!
- Boys Like Girls
- the All American rejects♥
- JParis♥ (JAYCE) ♥
- 30 seconds to Mars
- YellowCard
- Linkin Park ♥
- Lindsay Lohan
- Hilary Duff ♥
- Maroon 5
- Ciara
- Hawthrone Heights (i ♥ SCREAMo)
- Justin Timberlake♥
- Amber Pacific
- Cascada♥
- Kayne West♥
- 50 Cent
- Eminem ♥♥♥
- Sean Paul♥
- Blink 182
- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus♥♥
- Rhianna
- Pink
- Motion City Soundtrack
- Good Charolette
- Plain White Tee's♥ (I MET TOM! HE IS SOO NICE)
- Guns N Roses
- Sherwood
- The Academy Is.. (my NEW craZe!) ♥
- NEw Years Day
- Cobra StarShip
- My Chemical Romance
- Paramore

ARTiSTs IvE SeeN So F4R:
+ Green Day
+ Jimmy Eat World
+ Hilary Duff
+ Ciara
+ Boys Like Girls♥
+ HelloGoodBye
+ Senses Fail♥ (Free Show IN NJ)
+ Taking Back Sunday ♥♥
+ Linkin Park
+ Plain White Tee's
+ Yellowcard
+ RED Jumpsuit Apparatus
+ Chiodios
+ MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK
+ the forecast
+ the higher
+ sherwood ♥
+ Good Charolette
+ JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE (MY LOVE♥)
+ New Years Day
+ AMBER PACIFIC (AWESOME Live)
+ HAWTHRONE HEIGHTS♥♥♥ ( 1 of my fav bands)
+ Blinded Black (Jeff is soo HOT!)
+ Driver SIDE IMPACT (amazing upfront)
+ SCHOOL BUS HUMOR (ANTHONY, MARRY ME!!)

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Movies:

JackAss 2.
40 Yr Old Virgin.
Mean Girls.
The CRaft.
The Labryth.
SUPERBAD.
National Lampoon Vegas Vacation.
Now & Then.
Bad Boys 2.
SiXteen Candles. ♥

Television:

Fr3Sh PrInC3 of B3l 4IR
MtV
Vh1
COPS
WWE

..

Books:

~ A Child Called 'It'
~ The Cather and The Rye
~ Gingerbread

Heroes:

1)Irena (For inspiring me to never give up)

2)Rick (For providing me with Unconditional Love)

3) My Parents (For Putting up with my bullshit)..lols

My Blog

New Year.. 2008

~*HAPPY NEW YEAR!!*~ May the New Year Bring You : Troubles that last only seconds Giggles that last minutes Chuckles that last hours Laughs that last days Smiles that last weeks Happiness that last mo...
Posted by Laura [Queen Stupid-Ass is getting NO WHERE FAST* on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 07:55:00 PST

...Some Random Myspace Thoughts...(funny)

If myspace were real...You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8.19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year old girls would not own pants.If you're a fat gir...
Posted by Laura [Queen Stupid-Ass is getting NO WHERE FAST* on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 04:45:00 PST

You Know Your From Staten Island When.........

Body: You know your from Staten Island when . . .1. you own or once owned a northface2. you have a nextel/sidekick/razor3. you were in a "crew" and the name of it was initials4. your neighborhood...
Posted by Laura [Queen Stupid-Ass is getting NO WHERE FAST* on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 10:36:00 PST

10 Things I Hate About Everyone

Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet...
Posted by Laura [Queen Stupid-Ass is getting NO WHERE FAST* on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:10:00 PST