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Yes, I am THAT Autumn! Grew up in Kearns, graduated from East, moved to Las Vegas at 18. Spent time in Colorado, New York and thought about moving to San Francisco. Now, here I am back in Utah, one of the most beautiful places in the world.
1 hour to the West are my sand dunes, East are my Rockies and Uintahs, South I have Moab and Red Rock, North is the way to Yellowstone. I am smack dab in the middle of everything I love.
"The Utes told me what the word 'Wasatch' means. They said that one time many Indians lived there between Heber and Provo. One day the men were out hunting when a big blizzard came up and they lost one of the hunters. When they found him he was dead and his penis was frozen stiff. They therefore called the place Wuhu' Seai Frozen Penis. Francis McKinley, a Ute Indian Chief, tells the same story."
I smile when I see the sunrise every morning over Lone Peak, the frozen penis.
NOTICE THE RIG TIPPED OVER BEHIND US
I think smokers are rude people.I am so glad I moved away from Vegas. I can take wonderful deep breaths here in our clean air.
I am going to keep a paintball gun in my car. I think the legal driving age should be no less than 20, there should be an ignorance test one has to pass before having children, and Hell yes, I am scared to death the Liberal Democrats are going to take over this nation.
I believe we live in the land that God blessed, but will it stay that way if we don't take steps to protect it?
The rest of the world hates us, but they all want to come here and pervert their minds. THANK GOD I LIVE IN ALL THIS EXCESS AND PLEASURE!
Uh, who parked their buggies on my trailer?
I drive big trucks and SUVs, but I do turn off the tap when I am brushing my teeth. This world can hold all of us, why is everyone so bent on pushing their views on others?
I am responsible for a lot of greenhouse emissions, but I also help feed children in Africa. Does one cancel out the other?
This one left a little rubber behind (you can't see the drop off behind us..)
bOOby TWAP, THAT'S WHAT I SAID, bOOby tWAP!..
That river behind us developed in about 10 minutes of rain!
WE GOT A FLASH FLOOD ON POISON SPIDER!
SLICK ROCK QUICKLY TURNED TO WATERFALL ROCKDead Horse Point in Canyonlands on JEEP Safari 2006 Love you mom!
Sorry, it still makes me laugh...