I'm the person, Dane Cook tells you to clap for. Because i'm the person who says things that aren't funny. But you laugh to make me not feel like an idiot. But then when i walk away, you're like... "WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!"
Words to live by.Karma will kick your ass one day, so kill 'em with kindness kids. People in general are cool, but specifically , most suck. Chances are, as nice as you pretend to be, underneath it all you're still an asshole.
I have one dimple, its on my left cheek. It's pretty much the only cute thing about me. I used to be unofficially deemed a "for now girl". Want the definition? Ask me, i'll be more than happy to explain. I think i have a pretty fat face. I'm always the last idiot left clapping. I'm a really pasety bitch,, and shit. I get cold really easily.
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I'm not skinny but i never thought i was fat. I'm a rugby player, therefore i'm thick &solid. Being stick thin puts me at no advantage in the sports that i love. And plus i have a sweet rack & it wouldn..t be there if i was as skinny as you'd like me to be.
I look better on myspace and can fully admit it. I'm just photogenic. To bad i can't be real-life-sexy-a-genic LOLZ. I love spending money, even when it's money i don't have. I've been told that i look kinda chinese cause of my eyes. & also, because i look chinese, that means i must have some chinese in me (??) & therefore i can go kung fu on anyones ass. If this is true.. i wouldnt piss me off. I go to Mayfield SS. So you basically can't fuck with this.
My dog, yogi, is the only man in my life. [Even though he snores louder than most fathers&grandfathers, chews on everything, has the worst breath, hits his head on EVERYTHING! and gets hiccups on a daily basis. I love his flaws.] Lanky guys turn me on. My friends are my world. So is my family. I'd be nothing without them by my side (L) I'm 1/2 of the Butch Sisters. I'm an [FCL] & BBB for life.
I often wonder if people really read this shit.. or if i'm just wasting my time.
I want to experience the quote
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep
because reality is finally better than your dreams.â€
Dr. Seuss
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