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im not in naples.........

I hope you get molested. haha that never gets old

About Me

My name is Josh, you can call me Joshua if your angry, but you better be able to prove yur angry with me when you call me that are I'll hurt your family. The only exceptions are my family they can call me Bubba because they are allowed to, in spanish my name is Pancho, and Alexa....she can call me whatever she wants, as long as it's nice. um........There isn't really anything too interesting about me, I can walk, talk(normal), I eat and sleep, I have all of my limbs, I'm not transgendered(I'm fully male), I'm not a midget, my thumbs bend back a little when I give a thumbs up, and I have a girlfriend, shes good to me, i think i'm a good boyfriend, but youd have to ask her. im very outgoing i dont get mad that often, but when i do you probably wouldn't want to be around me. Here are some of my likes and dislikes:MY LIKES: -driving -SOCCER -playing the guitar -school -vacations/ traveling -thunderstorms -Olive Garden -watching people -cutoffs -boxing -LIPTON LEMON ICED TEA -my blood/ chums- MO COR ADAM JB -FOSSIL -ROCKSTAR and/or FULL THROTTLE -Ray-Ban sunglasses -my nykes (air max 360's)haha(now retired) -music=my life -thinkingMY DISLIKES: -smoking -chewing -excessive drinking -POPPED COLLARS -stupid, careless,ignorent, mean, rude, lazy, rebellious people -paris hilton -rich people that take pride in the fact that they have more money than everyone else -people that oppose the war simply because American soldiers are dying -sour cream, ranch -----ugh! -rude people working the cash register at Wal-Mart (don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about, it's a serious problem.)So that is it for my likes and dislikes, I probably have more because I'm not that boring.
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Your IQ Is 110
Your Logical Intelligence is Above Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Above Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

The True You


You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed.
With respect to money, you spend as little as possible.
You think good luck might come your way, but if it does you'll be so surprised you'll burst out laughing.
The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort.
You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.
When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you will search and search until you find your perfect match. Who's the True You?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Interpersonal Intelligence
You shine in your ability to realate to and understand others. Good at seeing others' points of view, you get how people think and feel.
How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.
You tend to give more than take in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007


100%

Captain Jack Sparrow


92%

El Zorro


88%

Indiana Jones


83%

William Wallace


83%

Maximus


75%

Lara Croft


71%

Neo, the "One"


71%

Batman, the Dark Knight


58%

The Amazing Spider-Man


54%

The Terminator


50%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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My Interests

playing guitar listening to music sports: football soccer baseball basketball (i only play soccer) running other things...Oh the skills! The glorious skills!
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I'd like to meet:

i would definitly like to meet someone who is fun, very outgoing and talks to everyone, someone that doesnt look down on other people and think they are better, someone that has a really strong taste in music, people that are very random interest me because i am too so we can be random together, and probably the most important think is i "need" to meet someone that cares i dont like people that go through life not caring about anything they do or do to people. thats about it, im really easy to get along with. MEET RAFIKKI HE'S MA' NIGGA

adopt your own virtual pet!although id like to meet this guy (Zinedine Zidane) i thought this was stupid and useless, but on the other hand besides tha fact that it helped france lose, i thought it was pretty cool
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Music:

long list: MATCHBOX 20, rob thomas, THIRD EYE BLIND= greatest band in the history of music, ryan adams, dave matthews band, oasis, relient k, haste the day, finch, the early november, the goo goo dolls, bayside, red hot chili peppers, keane, 3 doors down, james taylor, keith urban, kenny chesney, tim mcgraw, fall out boy, the starting line, story of the year, taking back sunday, hawthorne heights, something corporate, northstar, dead poetic, switchfoot, brand new, gin blossoms, jack johnson, the killers, yesterdays rising, weezer, lifeouse, lynard skynard, the who, styx, sublime, train, the postal service, run dmc, jay z, acdc, the eagles, the foo fighters, underoath, atreyu, hipv.......the list keeps going on and on..
Your Personality Profile
You are nurturing, kind, and lucky.
Like mother nature, you want to help everyone.
You are good at keeping secrets and tend to be secretive.

A seeker of harmony, you are a natural peacemaker.
You are good natured and people enjoy your company.
You put people at ease and make them feel at home with you. The World's Shortest Personality Test

Movies:

well......there alot of good ones so if u want to know just ask by the way i like suspense movies like seven, and the bone coolector. i like all three MI's they are pretty nice. FIGHT CLUB =this shit. Boondock Saints kicks it pretty nicely. Also that guy Nick Swardson he's pretty effin hilarious so his two movies(Grandma's Boy and The Benchwarmers)are full-on kneeslappers. War movies such as Enemy at the Gates, Black Hawk Down, Jarhead, Tears of the Sun, and Gettysburg kick some. also pretty much anything with will ferrel hes hilariousthis is Nick Swardsons stand -up set, it's hilarious , but really long you should take some time and check it out though.
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Television:

law and order, family guy, csi, everybody loves raymond, and king of queens, the oc thats about all the tv i watchhaha nick swardson is so hilarious
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Books:

Ender's Game is pretty darn awsome, FEAR is pretty sweet, you should go read both fo them. Michael Chrichton is an amazing author, very talented.

Heroes:

Anyone that can live there life for someone else.