The Giddies are a group of four British and two Australian lasses who adore The Goodies and its stars: Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie. We are a giddy bunch (hence the name, clever eh?) and very much enjoy the likes of The Goodies, I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again and Hamish & Dougal - especially for the rude bits! We also very much love having the privilage to meet Tim and Graeme on many occasions and, more importantly, receive lovely cuddles from them!
To show our adoration, we have set up a fan site dedicated to the Superchaps Three - you can find us at The UK Pirate Goodies site . Feel free to take a peek, we hope you like what you see.
Many thanks
The Giddies x
Giddies Philosophy
A collection of some of the Giddies' favourite quotes. One of our favourite pastimes is to out-perve one another, not to mention make entendres of the double (and single) variety. We hope you enjoy the following - it's continually updated (and one day will get properly organised) so keep checking back!
Stock phrases
"It's what you don't see..." "That man needs to be de-trousered!" "I'm miles away..." "I'd hit it" "Ooh what a giveaway!" "God bless tight trousers" "Wallop!" "Phwoarrrrr!" "He'd get it" "Damn your eyes!" "Mmm, carrot" "Ooh, meaty parts" "Cor I'm knackered" "Let me at him!" "Grrrr" (both in annoyed and sexy Graeme way) "I'm sure I don't know what you mean, miss..." "As it were/in a manner of speaking"
Liable to Giggle at...
Come, Pull, Parts, Hard, Length, Package, Shoot, Big, Job, Multiple, Fore, Raise, Hold, Long, Firm, Pump, Play ...you get the idea.
Words of Wisdom
Newest additionJess: We should start our own line of Giddy rock actually - then we could sit on the front row at shows and suck it in front of T&G (and the rock!)
- Jess: He should know he'd only have to ask - and even then he probably wouldn't finish the question in time before he was de-trousered!
"Are there any trousers baggy enough for that man?!"
Jess: They're going down...and not in a good way.
Jess: Too many cocks spoil the broth!
"Presumably they would go inside our bodies" (the best unintentionally rude quote ever)
"That's a whole lotta thigh"
Kirstyn: And I was trying so hard to be cool as well
Jess: I wasn't, I was going 'aaargh' and running Kirstyn: I wonder if Graeme's any good at shimmying up drainpipes...
Jess: Maybe you should wear a pair of drainpipes and find out Peej: Seriously! Men really underestimate the pleasure er... enjoyment ... er that women get from a good pair of tight white trousers... Carrie: Tim makes me go 'awwww', but Graeme makes me go 'phwoar!' Karen: And the best is yet to come ....in a manner of speaking "Fiddly Fingers of Joy" Jess: 'Muses' is just code for 'f**kbuddies', isn't it?
Kirstyn: I knew you'd understand. Jess: We should never get real jobs, we should just talk and invent crazy things that will eventually make us rich Giddy A: When I say 'job', I of course only mean of the hand and blow variety.
Giddy B: It's the only job I know
Giddy A: And we'd get s**tloads for it
Giddy B: And by 's**tloads', you are, of course, referring to sp**k.
Giddy A: White gold! Jess: We would work our fingers to the bone for their pleasure
Kirstyn: Mmm...you said 'finger'...and 'bone'...
Jess: And 'pleasure'
Kirstyn: It's a triple whammy! Jodie: Must... not...make...comment... about... eating... vegetables....ARGH! Karen: I've thought long and hard about Tim and would have to say that it is a very accurate description of him. Carrie: It'd be my head up and down if I got my hands on him.....ooh, did I just say that out loud? ;) Kirstyn: Nothing rhymes with Kirstyn
Jess: Wursten
Kirstyn: And how does that fit into a sex dream?
Jess: A sausage dream "Why play with yourself Tim when I can do that?...Oh what a giveaway! "You know I do like Tim for more than his looks...and his package...honest" Jess: Shouldn't that be *peak*-a-boo? "I wonder if my arms are long enough to stroke his hair with one hand while squeezing his arse with the other...." Carrie: I am wrong wrong wrongity wrong - consider me pervy! "I'm uncontrollably turned on by this pic" "You don't see it, but in the next few moments I'm grabbing the end of that belt and pulling him down." Jess: This reminds me of my fantasy to be reincarnated as a microphone stand "Needs no introduction (but definitely an entry)" Carrie: Well now there's a c*ck that should crow "F**k me a doodle dooo!" "The Tim Delight. Sounds a bit like Angel Delight, and no doubt it's just as heavenly. And messy." "A Graeme Surprise - a concept lovingly dreamt up by Jess: when Graeme slips it in when you're not expecting it. Perhaps the best surprise ever." "I like how Graeme uses hurdles as a great big dirty meat slab" Karen: Doesn't Graeme's name appear in the dictionary under 'orgasm'? "That AWOL hand of Tim's is just to make sure I'm still there...ooh what a giveaway!" Carrie: My god, he certainly knows how to handle his instrument! Kirstyn: You bring the semolina, I'll bring the yoghurt - the guys won't know what's hit them. Peej: God those nipples get everywhere
Jess: Graeme is the nipples bandit!
Kirstyn: They need to hurry the f**k up and get in my mouth! Jess: Where there's a willy there's a way! "Nothing I like better than to see the men getting their red ripe squirters out...apart from shooting them that is." "This picture just makes me want to do dirty things to him." "He might as well be not wearing any pants at all. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just go and think about what I just said..." Peej: Bill can't pull anything off as well as G&T
Jess: Well we'd certainly pull off Tim and Graeme! "Tim plays Cupid (he can shoot me with his arrow anytime...)" "Ooh pretty please with Tim on top!" Jess: Tim has quite big feet doesn't he? I don't think I need draw any conclusions from that though... Jodie: Ice cubes to Studio 4, please... Karen: I wish Tim would come back Down Under - God I love how that sounds Jodie: Oh God, I am The Woman Who Trod On Tim Brooke-Taylor Peej: Remember - if caught, we're looking at the pavement Kirstyn: Heeehee - I spy a nipple! Peej: Got you thinking, though!
Kirstyn: True. Dead, but thinking "Hung like some incredibly well-hung thing who just happens to be the most well hung of all the incredibly well-hung things." Kirstyn: It would be like: 'oh...the generation gap...' Giddy A: Someone needs to get laid, already.
Giddy B: You go and sort him out
Giddy A: Leave me to it. Kirstyn: Methinks someone's playing with himself. Kirstyn: I can't believe he was willing to show that every night in Edinburgh, especially knowing that there were exciteable young things like us out in the audience. Oh wait, that might be the exact reason. Peej: Wow....with arms Jess: We would be their bodyguards free of charge - and discharge! Carrie: I soooo have to get hold of his body............(sorry, was miles away then!) I mean bodymatters! Karen: I am now a complete and utter MEAT lover!! "It hasn't quite sunk in yet...oops, sorry, was just talking to Tim." Kirstyn: God, this is ridiculously hard.
Jess: Hahahahahahahaha, you said hard... "Let's make Yoghurt Time a reality. There's no time to find a spoon!" "I think Yoghurt Time comes (ahem) first, then Buckaroo is the topping, whereby we aim (and so do they) to put as much on them until they buck (sounds like...) Then after the topping comes the filling..." Kirstyn: I love that nipple. Somone's a wee bit excited! Peej: Still can't believe you two Wiki'd 'wet dream' "I never thought I'd say this - but if you ignore the dwarf, this is HOT!" Carrie: I certainly wouldn't kick him out of bed - in fact I'd drag him back in if he tried to escape!! Kirstyn: Go put it back in
Jess: Is that what you just said to Graeme? "He's looking hard and ready to shoot..." "Good grief, there's bulging and everything! And those knees! But, best of all, the Lederhosen.....*Runs away to join a nunnery...A German one...*" "Mental note, use 'teaching the grip' as a euphemism more often" Facebook: Jess decided to Wallop! you Jess: He knows he's got it...
Kirstyn: He knows he'd get it Jess: [post-Wild Thing] Oh dear, I have teeth marks on my finger Jess: I notice this is categorised as a 'group trip' - I'm guessing the option 'groupie trip' isn't available.
Kirstyn: Why's it not an erotic party?
Carrie: Because people might get the wrong idea about us...