Danny

My Name is Daniel.
Care to hear a funny joke? Well... Fuck you. I'm gonna tell it anyways.
I was with a couple of friends the other day at this random bullshit bar after work, and this guy with a beer bottle in his hand comes over to us and says...
Guy: Hey. How are you guys doing this evening?
Daniel: WHAT?!?!? YOUR GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP! I CAN'T HEAR WELL OUT OF THIS EAR! ( Pointing to my right ear )
Guy: I SAID HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS EVENING!
Daniel: "pauses" YEA.... THE WEATHER IS KINDA NICE.
Guy: ( Stares, then proceeds to walk away. )
Daniel: That's Awesome.
Care to hear another fucked up joke? Ok.. One more. I recently sold a nice $35,000 Honda Accord to one of my beloved customers. What's funny is they really don't go for that much. But anyways.. before I did that , I had to get gas for the car.
As I pull up, everyones staring from both inside and outside the station cause I'm blaring music with all the windows down in this new clean car. So like a asshole, I walk inside to see the cashier. ( Who was staring at me from the inside looking out )
Daniel: Excuse me sir. Do you guys have the Super Ultra Premium Gasoline?
Cashier: ( laughing ) No.. There is no such thing as Ultra Premium. We only have Premium.
Daniel: Yes there is Super Ultra Premium Gasoline. You know... It's 98 Octane. I'm surprised you guys don't have it here. Why don't you call up ________ ( name of other Cashier ) right now and ask him.
Cashier: Ok... "proceeds to call. Talks to the other cashier. Walks out the booth, grabs a cold Redbull, comes back."
Cashier: Your good.
Daniel: Things are good when it's free. "Walks away"
Name: Daniel F. Saunders
DOB: 08/25/1982
SSN: XXX-XX-9162
Bank Accounts: Five
Current Vehicles: Four
Current Assects: $237,312 ( Estimated )
Estimated Worth: Unknown
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