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When Daddy drinks Mommy cries.

Get home from work, what do I do? Try to kill YOU!!!

About Me

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Ruphas the Terrible
People Iced: Eighteen
Car Bombs Planted: Fifteen
Favorite Weapon Bowling Balls
Arms Broken: Twenty Six
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Five
Tongues Cut Off: Four
Biggest Enemy: Ernie Vegas
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My Interests

They used to call me Tricky kid, I lived the life they wished they did. I lived the life to own a car and now they call me SUPERSTAR!!!

I'd like to meet:

- Dane Cook -Matt Groening -Method Man - Richard D James - David Cross -Eddie Izzard - Alex Jones -Charles Bukowski -Your Maker

Music:

Rum 'n' Ass, Flip Flop, Complete Silence.

Movies:

All of them.

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Chappelle Show , The Simpsons, Wonder Showzen, Lost, Family Guy, Scrubs, ATHF, Sealab2021 , Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Tom Goes to the Mayor , RedVsBlue , DBZ, Sifl & Olly , Sportscenter, Baseball Tonight, Modern Marvels, Mythbusters, Little People Big World, Colbert Report , or whatever is occupying the ps2. Only thing worth watching though is the good ol' fashioned Eyelid Movies.

Books:

Check em out.

My Blog

Boo's Nog Recipe

Here's how to make the one and only Boo's Nog. It's been known to make lovers out of haters for the seasonal drink.What ya need:1 qt eggnog1 half gallon vanilla ice cream1 cup of bourbon1/2 cup of br...
Posted by When Daddy drinks Mommy cries. on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:42:00 PST

13 Reasons Not to Drink With "Friends"

Now that I have internet again I am blessed with the finer things in life like checking email dling shit and writing gayass blogs on myspace at my leisure in my home.  While sorting through the b...
Posted by When Daddy drinks Mommy cries. on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:14:00 PST

What Can I Say??? I don't like hair in my mouth....

This is hereby my resignation and failure in the "Moustache Contest". It was fun for the two or three days, but I can't lay on my pillow without having hair forced in my mouth.  So in a drunken r...
Posted by When Daddy drinks Mommy cries. on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:06:00 PST

Liquor Stories

Been a long time, shouldn't have left you, without a dope story to step too.....So here's some misadventures from the life of a liquor store employee.  This is a running list we keep of all the t...
Posted by When Daddy drinks Mommy cries. on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 02:33:00 PST

Leesun dis...

Breezeblock competition - Evol Intent vs Spor vs Noisia Evol Intent Spor Noisia If this is your cup of tea, then feel free to Vote here...
Posted by When Daddy drinks Mommy cries. on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 03:43:00 PST

Pussy's just waiting on the front porch....

My blog rarely gets updated that my internet usage is pretty much limited to my sidekick.  And since it's the first version there's no fucking java.  But at the rate I'm going to have to get...
Posted by When Daddy drinks Mommy cries. on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 04:16:00 PST

If Ryan Rulon and Andy Fowler had a baby...

...it'd be Nick Hexum.
Posted by When Daddy drinks Mommy cries. on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 02:15:00 PST

Just a simple request....

Just in case I died as soon as I stepped away from this computer, please make sure that at my funeral, there are bagpipes being played. Thank you and good day.
Posted by When Daddy drinks Mommy cries. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So I says to Mable, I says, I says, I says......

Finally.....I 've been avoiding MyShit for some time now, but it seemsthat kinks have been worked out enough to where my browser doesn't timeout EVERYTIME I try I navigate on this piece.  I thoug...
Posted by When Daddy drinks Mommy cries. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If only dreams did come true...

Take the quiz: "What kinda import car is for u???"Nismo nigga... NissanIts all about that power..... The only thing others will hear when i pass is the squeal of your blow-off valve...
Posted by When Daddy drinks Mommy cries. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST