Devon

An Insane Idiot And His Collection Of Descending-Size Deer Heads:Insane Idiot: Hi. Welcome to my Deer Heads. [ stands in front of large Deer Head ] This first Deer Head is a real beauty, as you can see. Big fella, ten pointer, I got him about three years ago.[ stands next to smaller deer ]This is a smaller one I shot the next year.[ stands next to even smaller deer ]This is a baby deer.[ stands next to even smaller deer ]And this one is the baby of that deer.[ stands next to small pet deer ]This is a little miniature deer that I got as a pet.. then I got tired of it and shot it.[ stands next to freakishly small deer ]Now, this is a little freak deer. A scientist friend of mine developed it - the neighbor's cat got a hold of it and, luckily, left the head.[ stands next to a mouse head with fake horns ]This is a mouse. But I put some little deer horns on it, and I don't know why. A friend of mine asked me, "Is it a deermouse?" [ laughs ] I said, "I don't know, but it'd be funny if it was, though!"[ stands next to a toy deer head ]This is what we call a toy deer. I bought it at Toys 'R' Us, then cut its head off and stuck it up there.[ stands next to an any mounted on the wall ]This is a really big ant I found.[ stands next to three little white dots mounted on the wall ]And these are its eggs.[ stands next to a microscope mounted on the wall ]Now, this. I don't know if you can get your camera in there or not. Go ahead and look on in there. [ view shows amoeba flaoting around ] In the upper left hand corner - you see that thing? That is a deer - or, at least, that's my theory. And, if I could get my hands on one of those electron scalpels, or whatever you call them, I think I could cut its head off. [ holds up his empty Scotch glass ] Well, it looks like I knew a refill. [ crosses his row of Deer Heads to his wet bar ]Announcer: This has been "An Insane Idiot And His Collection Of Descending-Size Deer Heads".
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