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You Know You're Russian When....
Your car costs more than your college educationYour blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been drinking or notAny outfit you wear involves leather (even in the summer even when no coats are worn)Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it raving with 200-300 of your closest friendsYour idea of a love song is Track 1 of the New York Underground Party Volume 3 CD.Things you can't live without include food, water, and a cell phoneInstead of notes during class you write text messages to your friends in Russian fontYou come home at 3am and your parents are still out partying with all your friend's parentsPeople are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal on something...and you canEvery sentence you say or hear starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy"You know the new line of Nokia's 3 months before they come out on the marketYou can't go to the movies on Sunday night without having to save 20 seats for your late friends cuz they're buying semichkiYou don't mind family get-togethers because you know the grandmas will be making dinnerYou know all the cops by their first namesYou know someone who works at a dental labYou are somehow related to most of the people you knowOn the weekends your place of residence is the pool hall, and every 10 mins the tolstii pon'chik tells you to pick up line 2You drive a Honda (or, in the EXTREME worse case a Nissan), and your windows are tinted to twice the legal limitYour Honda has either a RU (Russia) or UA (Ukraine) sticker on the back bumperYour Honda is a 5-speed stick shift, and you laugh at anyone driving an automatic by calling them lohsAt any given moment you are carrying at least a dime bag of shmal'...Your uncle is in the Russian Mafia or is a former employee of the KGBYou have been kicked out of the JCC at least twice for trying to sneak in without paying.You can be identified as "Russian" by your scent (D&G or Aqua de Gio cologne).The waitresses at Omega know your order even before you say anything. Most of the time you get "Gypsy".You met your girl playing strip durak at the last party you went to.Everyone you know has a ruchka of smirnoff in their trunk.You wake up on a saturday morning, unable to remember which one of your friends gave you a ride home because you couldn't even walk, but see your car standing in the parking lot (you drove home yourself).You start thinking of bread as a good mixer for vodkaYou know more than 30 Olgas, Annas, Natashas, and VikasYou have to tell your parents what channel is "YOUR" HBO, Showtime, Per-View is on.Your parents have computer "experience" for 8 years already on the resume, yet they been in US for only 4...You major in Computer Science or in worst case scenario Information Systems (but you still barely know how to turn on a computer).You have a personalized license plate.When you are going downtown you ride in one of the last two train carts.Typical Friday/Saturday night phone call to your friends starts with "So what are we doing tonight?"Most of your clothes are fake brand names but you "just can't tell them apart from the real ones."Your fake id is the International Driving License who you got through your friend who goes to Kingsburough.You used to work out, but you don't anymore. If you do workout, you must wear all you golden chains and bracelets.Lifting a cigarette while drinking coffee counts as an exercise.You have a fake Movado because you can't afford a real Rolex.Once in a while you attempt to go to church but you never make it past the door because you meet so many people you haven't seen for so long.Some English words like "use, shop, apply, and etc." permanently become a part of your conversationalYou're proud to be Russian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Russian friends!
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You Know You're From Long Island When...
You know someone who went to Chaminade.Jones Beach Theater is the best place in the world to see a concert. CASE CLOSED!Is it just me, or is every girl from Rockville Centre a bitch?Billy Joel said it best, "Either you date a rich girl from the North Shore, or a cool girl from the South Shore."What's the big deal about the Hamptons?If you're not from Long Island or NYC, you're not really from New York.You don't go to Manhattan, you go to "the City"You know the Belt Parkway sucks!You never, ever want to "change at Jamaica..."You never realize you have an accent until you leave.You know where at least one strip club is. You can name at least three bands that came from Long Island.You curse. A lot.Is Huntington really that cool? You've been to Utopia at least once.The goddamn geese are everywhere!If your parents didn't, your grandparents lived in the city.At some point in your life you or someone you know has owned an animal that came from North Shore Animal League.You actually remember when you felt safe swimming at Bar Beach and Hempstead Harbor.Commack movie theatre scares you You walk around the mall aimlessly. You drive around your town with your friends, and that's the most exciting part of your evening.On the weekend, your evening consists of seeing a movie, going bowling, or playing pool.When you walk in the city and you see two men holding hands...it becomes normal to you.No word ends in an ER, just an AH.You feel like you know Howard Stern.You live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world, but you never go there.When you're away from Long Island, you love it and when you're there, you don't.You know that the beach sucks during the day and is the most magical place in the world at nightYou know the exact point at which Queens turns into Nassau simply on intuition.You're still waiting for a bridge to Connecticut.You've tried to use your father's monthly ticket to ride the LIRR. It worked.No matter what you do, you end up at the diner.Your distant future might involve the state of Florida.High school sports aren't that important.You've never been to Times Square on New Year's Eve.You've tried to find the Amityville Horror house.Each one of your diverse friends mercilessly makes fun of his own background.You love that salty smell of the ocean.No, you don't want mustard on that burger!The most exciting day of your summer is when all tickets to every Jones Beach show go on sale.You know White Castle is terrible for you and the food sucks. But, you periodically "Get the Crave"You want the Yankees to stay in the Bronx, but would probably go to more games if they moved to Manhattan.You can order a pizza pie and a soda and people will understand.You felt slighted when Snapple sold out.You don't associate Fire Island with gay men.You wanted Hooters to open simply to piss off "decency" groups.You watched a game show and wondered, "why are these people so happy that they won a trip to New York?"You like The Brothers McMullen.When you hear Billy Joel's "Scenes From an Italian Restaurant" you try to figure out what places on Long Island he's talking about.You know that parts of the Godfather were filmed on LI.You always liked Billy Joel, but as soon as you leave, you love Billy Joel.At some point in your life, you've gone clamming.You've been to the Tanger Outlets and came home with nothing to show for it.You have or someone you know has fallen asleep on the LIRR and ended up in one of these three places; Babylon, Port Washington or Hicksville.You have been to Mulcahay's on Thanksgiving Eve, the largest ladies night event of every year.You've missed that "Drunk Train", the 2:42 out of Penn and had the dreaded wait until 5:30.You think Islip MacArthur airport is cute and you enjoy watching it grow up.Your parents took you to Nathans or CarvelYou hate the radio commercials for the Dublin PubPublic beach? What's that?You can correctly pronouce places like Happauge, Commack, Islip, Islandia, Massapequa.You know the location of 6 malls and a dozen McDonalds and 36 7-11's.You grew up thinking Chinese food was a basic food group.You're used to driving down the street in December and seeing more light-up menorahs than you can shake a latka at. In fact, even your non-Jewish friends know what Matzoh is. And you've never driven more than 10 miles without seeing a temple.Oh, your parents are from Brooklyn? So are mine!Yes, admit it, you've cruised the Pike.You can remember making up rules for “Shotgun†calls in high school.Your elementary school promoted dodge ball as the top gym activity.You were upset when all the Roy Rogers turned into Wendy’s.You consider nachos and cheese at the Coliseum to be a suitable dinner date.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Long Island.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alexei Mikhailovich Rustavili
Birthday: december 25.1984
Birthplace: Dniprodzerzhynsk,Ukraine
Current Location: Brighton beach,ny(little odessa)
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: Ukrainian/Georgian
The Shoes You Wore Today: stacy adams dress shoes
Your Weakness: music
Your Fears: nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: live to see 23
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: cool beans
Thoughts First Waking Up: man i need a massage
Your Best Physical Feature: my abs
Your Bedtime: 12-2 am
Your Most Missed Memory: childhood
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcd's
Single or Group Dates: either one works
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: vodka
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: currently in college
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: yes
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: guitar and piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i don't wanna grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: jamaica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: natural colors only
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'6-5'10
Weight: 120-145
Best Clothing Style: whatever suits them
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 13 all easily concealed under my shirt
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!tv rots your brain
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