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Big Papa Steve

About Me

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey, butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie, with the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables, dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose, kill the headlights and put it in neutral, stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control, baby's in Reno with the vitamin D, got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat, someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain, about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt, don't believe everything that you breathe, you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve, so shave your face with some mace in the dark, savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park.(yo. Cut it.)Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?(double-barrel buckshy)Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare, ban all the music with a phony gas chamber, 'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag, one's on the pole, shove the other in a bag, with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job, the daytime crap of the folksinger slob, he hung himself with a guitar string, a slab of turkey-neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing, you can't write if you can't relate, trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate, and my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite, that's chokin' on the splinters.Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (get crazy with the cheeze whiz) Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (drive-by body-pierce) (yo bring it on down) soooooooyy.... (I'm a driver, I'm the winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (I can't believe you) Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (Sprechen sie Deutches, baby) Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (Know what I'm sayin'?)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The inventor of the time machine so I can use this amazing invention to travel to the future and find myself as an old man so I can ask him (or myself if you prefer that) how the west was lost.

My Blog

Demetri Martin finds Clearification, episode 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4b2QNnVrY0
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:48:00 GMT