Truth in Advertising |
CONGRATULATIONS Coors, for FINALLY acknowledging that your beer is best consumed rapidly, as to avoid tasting it! Lord knows that I have been looking for a way to drink beer faster without invol...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:10:00 GMT |
Shart on my Heart: A Hallmark Holiday Musing. |
"Valentines day is a day created by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap." -Joel Barish [Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind]On this the most romantic of holidays I can't help...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:04:00 GMT |
brokeback physical therapy |
So as many have heard, I recently incurred a vicious grizzly attack in the central cascade region of Washington. [read: I crashed snowboarding] hairline fracture of the clavicle and minor dislocation....
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 11:29:00 GMT |
RE: my eye and System of a Down / The Mars Volta |
Wednesday October 5th 2005 17:45: Go to liquor store [nuff said] Wednesday October 5th 2005 18:00: The Mars Volta and System of a ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 12:47:00 GMT |
hoooray for pop punk politics |
So why is it that nary an entire generation has been brought into politics suddenly and ignorantly by yet another wave of musical political activists. This time in the trenches are the "punk" bands th...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
Chances are... |
Chances are you are scared of fictions. Chances are you are only fleetlingly happy. Chances are you know much less then you think you do. Chances are you feel a little guilty. Chances ar...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
commercials.........oy vey! |
Have you ever been listening to the radio (or watching TV) and seen a commercial that was just downright not funny, even if you can tell it is supposed to be?
I hear it all the time (I don't watch ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
the good times... |
i miss my friends, my friends that i only see once a month or once a year. not to downplay the importance of my close friends that i see every couple of days but i miss those that i have yet to truly ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
...the dreams in which I'm dying are the best i ever had |
there is this joke that goes something like this:
when i die i want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather
not screaming like the passengers in his car.
or something like that, anyways t...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
