Corey Baines: Eternal Champion [B-UniT]

About Me

Choose your destiny. You'll never win!

Corey. Take what I say in small doses. Celebrities and F Listers dont like me. Im a cool person, very easy to know, as long as you ask. Ive been told Im negative and have a poor disposition on life, but all of those people are dead to menow. I make music and Im currently trying to prove everyone in my inner circle wrong by doing the impossible. Im in Palmdale, CA for right now. Favorite canceled show, Arrested Development, favorite current show is The Soup. I dont drink or smoke Mr. Dizzy Stick, or any D-rugs, so most people find me very boring. At times I get cranky, but Im at a steady pace most of the day. Shimmy shimmy cocoa puff. At this time I work for Papa John's and the AVUHSD. When Im not working,you can find me on the internet, looking at Autoblog or in a LNT thread. What is the useless mass of land between Los Angeles and New York City called? Sleeping is good, but I hate waking up after 7am and would rather stay up past 1am.Im sorry, but I make better beats than your mom. My current favorite song is "Rock Steady" by The Whispers. I probably dont make more money then your parents do :(. I enjoy playing GTA: San Andreas, but videogames dont really rule me as much as they used to. lolz. My celebrity crush is Lily Allen. I'll be there in five minutes, five hours later, I'll be there in five minutes. I have had five different cars since 2004. My current one is a 1991 Toyota Corolla. "Still tippin' on 13"'s, wrapped in Azeni's. :P I went to junior high with all of them and they been slow. Lets make some money! No wammies.

My Interests

You have to ask me for that one, because I cant think of stuff to put in here. I make music so that is a start. IM me on Myspace @ CBXweb for more. Also on AIM as CBXweb.

I'd like to meet:

anyone thats not a guy, or a moose,but one who understands.

Music:

Rock is good, so is pop (on thursdays), I like rap but getting crunk all the time makes you feel alone inside. I do the roger rabbit to new jack swing while being totally krossed out. Classical is always good, some country is nice. Beats I know come from FL Studio, so Im CBX! Krumping is somewhat diffcult, but my friend Kevin Federline taught me how to do choreographed dance moves, so I can cut a mean ass rug. Dont try to slam dance against me while listening to screamo, Im a serious 'headbussa' straight gnarly style.. word up. Err'body gets crunk to EMO y0! In other words, I listen to anything I like. I don't let Pitchfork Media rule over my life.

Movies:

Yeah, Silent Bob, you're a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal. Ewww, you fuckin' faggot, I hate guys. I LOVE WOMEN!guess the name of that movie.orDo you have a brother named Jimmy? 'Cause you totally look like Jimmy's brother. You do!

Television:

Books:

Im a country boy from Tappahannock VA is where I reside so I cant read :(

Heroes:

All of the comedians, magazine editors, and all the very creative people who make the funny things I see on TV. Without you people, I would not be the person I'am today. And Shen Long.

My Blog

Kmart

Yea, Im doing the math figures right now, and much like Hillary Clinton, there is no chance of winning (with this job). Even if I was given the maximum of 40hrs a week @$8hrs a week, I would be making...
Posted by Corey Baines: Eternal Champion [B-UniT] on Sun, 25 May 2008 01:59:00 PST

I never get it

I cant understand why females I used to talk to never want to talk to me again. Ever. I never did anything to them to deserve the cold treatment.
Posted by Corey Baines: Eternal Champion [B-UniT] on Wed, 21 May 2008 07:35:00 PST

LA Story IV

I applied for a job at Long Beach City College, and got invited to the testing. This means I would have to drive out there to take it. The day before, Paul Scheer said on his myspace that him, Rob Hub...
Posted by Corey Baines: Eternal Champion [B-UniT] on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:15:00 PST

Spirits and paranormal activity

My roommates we’re talking about some paranormal activity going on in the house. Footsteps being heard, alarm clocks being shut off, and so on. I really did not think much of it until tonight. I...
Posted by Corey Baines: Eternal Champion [B-UniT] on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:18:00 PST

Drifting away

lol, since I have been talking to myself for a while now, I have been thinking about getting into a motorsport. Do something besides making monotone music and talking to my roommate's dogs. But that c...
Posted by Corey Baines: Eternal Champion [B-UniT] on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:25:00 PST

Losing Weight

No, not in that way, trying to get the weight of debt off. I paid the Best Buy card down to $0 tonight, and since I have been hoarding cash like Donkey Kong hoards bananas, I can pay the big account t...
Posted by Corey Baines: Eternal Champion [B-UniT] on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:36:00 PST

Skate park plan gets wheelie good response

Really AV Press?
Posted by Corey Baines: Eternal Champion [B-UniT] on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:58:00 PST

Expected Expectations

Preface: This is an entry on my "other" blog. I didn't bother posting it, but I have decided to put it on now. It seems like a decent post, same dreary things, but decent nonetheless. This was w...
Posted by Corey Baines: Eternal Champion [B-UniT] on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:55:00 PST

People in their twenties

are so melodramatic. I promise to cut that shit out.
Posted by Corey Baines: Eternal Champion [B-UniT] on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:18:00 PST

January 27, 2008

Congratulations. You're now 21 years old without a bachelors degree and 3 years of nonsensical work experience such as call centers, custodial, and pizza delivery on your resume. Now...
Posted by Corey Baines: Eternal Champion [B-UniT] on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:07:00 PST