A Rant About Anything/Everything That Came To Mind:I am the least serious person you will ever meet. I think everything is funny. I live in Middlesex County, New Jersey (Old Bridge). I sleep on a mattress on the floor. I wear women's deodorant. I drive fast. I have the tolerance of a 10 year old. I work hard and don't get paid enough (don't we all...except Jon Schreck). I have been in the ocean in November. I have gotten caught in a rip current in the ocean in November. I don't like Los Angeles. I have a toaster oven that doesn't work. I wish I could be a Secret Service Agent. I like math. I believe that Global Warming is bullshit. I've worn a ring on my right middle finger for almost 9 years now. I miss my grandparents. I think that all cats should be buried somewhere. I think the Babylonians were the coolest ancient civilization. I have been drug-free almost my whole life (there was that one time...eh, that doesn't count.) I have been drug-free my whole life. I love my mother. I could survive on Guinness and white rice. I suffer from migraines. I can get around New York City without a problem. I like to think that I am intelligent. I take medicine that is banned in Germany. I don't say the first "R" in motherfucker. I listen to a band called The Stormtroopers of Death. I have a best friend in my sister. I can't blow a bubble. I have been attacked by a ghost, twice. I have never eaten a Twinkie. I miss my 300ZX. I used to dig asian chicks. I brush my teeth at least 6 times a day. I can't remember what year I was last at the dentist. I have a high school friend who is in porn now. I am a huge NERD. I look exactly like my father. I like flicking the balls of hair that pile up in my lap at the barber (stylist??? christ...). I play middle infield. I don't eat at the dinner table. I have an irrational hatred for the sound a bottle label makes when you tear it. I hate the feeling when ripping cotton. I love baseball. I am wasting my time with this. I am hungry. I am slightly comfortable. I am unable to gain weight. I would give everything up to live in Auckland. I have seen a UFO. I am in love with living in Atlantic City. I have a schizophrenic aunt who lives with the brother of ex-Yankee pitcher Al Leiter. I type an "s" in front of all words that start with "ex" (eg. "sexcellent"). I have the smallest, immediate family I can think of. I have a lot more hair than my father. I have a friend who I have known since first grade (Love you MEGGO). I can put a .357 round through your chest at 100 feet. I have almost no chin. I am covered with beauty marks (moles, whatever). I say "and such" and "whatnot" routinely. I use SAT words. I talk fast. I walk faster. I run faster than I walk. I fall in love with girls I don't deserve. I am deathly afraid of large waves. I love the ocean. I think I am 5'10" tall. I love New Jersey. I live under the flight pattern to Newark Airport. I have a cousin Kate who isn't my cousin. I have an olive complexion. I have bangs. I miss my friend Jes. I have terrible eyesight. I don't watch a lot of movies. I don't play video games. I have never been in a fight (at least a drawn out one.) I long for my fraternity days. I have lost my mind. I sound like a 15 year old GIRL on the phone. I set my alarm clock to odd number times (like 7:13AM). I watch a lot of Law and Order. I am a meteorologist. I have been trying to get promoted for 2 months now. I have friends who I met in a bar. I am OK at dancing. I use the word "loopy" to describe how I feel. I want the time it took to type this back. I am well-liked by 99% of people. This rant is a blur to me!I'M THE ONE, THE ONE YOU LOVE. C'MON BABY, SHOW YOUR LOVE!
