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About Me

My name is Crystal. I live in a hell hole called Ft.Polk. I love to work out but have not had the time to go as much as id like these days. I love music! I probably listen to music your parents thought was cool. I love to dance and sing along to 80's music. I'm the person that everyone knows that remembers every song lyric written, by whom and probably what year. I love all music. I am a coffee fanatic and I miss coconut iced coffees from D&D with a passion. I enjoy gaudy jewelry and obnoxious sunglasses and handbags. Vintage clothes shopping was a hobby of mine until I moved to a place where walmart is the mall. I'm a midget so you will only ever find me in shoes with atleast 2 inch heels. I am empathetic to a fault.I am a pretty difficult person to get to know because of my stand offish exterior but that's only because I am pretty uncomfortable around people I don't know well. I am from the north and my sense of humour and personality is more brash than most. I'm the type of friend who will tell you when i'm upset with you and forget that I was ever upset in 10 minutes. I've never been able to hold a grudge for that exact reason. I forget easily but subconciously never forgive. I am very aware of my flaws and am never afraid to own them. I love thunderstorms. I hate bugs. I am a city person in almost everyway you can be. Curb Your Enthusiasm is the best show ever. I am obsessed with good smelling hair. I can beer bong like a champ. I don't trust anyone that doesn't have a vice I can see. I love a little girl named Reagan more than most will know.

My Interests

Classic Cars, Monopoly, MAC Makeup, Inside Family Guy jokes that only Rhode Islanders get, Astrology, Getting new hair products, Doing and Cutting hair, Vintage clothing, Driving like a maniac, Road Rage, Football Season, RED SOX, Laughing til I pee, Family Guy marathons, Bravo reality shows, Dancing until my feet hurt, High Heeled shoes work wonders for midgets like me, Green Tea, Healthy eating, Meeting awesome people because its rare, Dry Humour, Sarcasim, Curb Your Enthusiasim Marathons, Dane Cook, Eddie Murphy 80's standups, Driving around blasting WuTang clan cause it makes me feel ethnic and hip, People who are outrageously fun/funny, Reading everything I can get my hands on, Thrift store shopping with steph, Black Iced Coffee, Psychology, Traveling, Religion, Calla Lillies, Vargas Girls, 50's-60's pop culture.

I'd like to meet:

Edawrd Norton. Giselle. Cool people from FT. Polk that miss the finer things in life. Myself about 3 years ago!

Music:

Neil Diamond, Bob Dylan, Alabama, The Pixies, They Might Be Giants, Murder City Devils, Bad Company, Supertramp, Boston, Nancy Sinatra, Chevelle, The Fugees, Bob Marley, Morrisey, 80's music, Manic Street Preachers, Coheed and Cambria, Violent Femmes, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Radiohead, CCR, Husker Du, Garth Brooks, The Doors, GUNIT, WuTang, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, Bad Company, Queen, The Vaselines, Bobby Digital, Talib Kweli, NAS, Big L... I love everything

Movies:

Cocktail. RAW. Uncle Buck. Full Metal Jacket. We Were Soldiers. Apocolypse Now. Rules Of Attraction. Mallrats. Apt Pupil. Clerks. True Romance. Pulp Fiction. Old School. Donnie Darko. Spinal Tap. Napoleon Dynamite. Coming To America. Private Parts. 25th Hour. Fight Club.... I loveeeeeeee war movies.....

Television:

Mr. Belvedere. Perfect Strangers. COPS. History Channel. Shark Week. CURB YOU ENTHUSIASIM. Made. Meet The Barkers. Seinfeld. Sex and The City. Home Movies. Family Guy. Breaking Bonaduce, haha. Futurama.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk. Bukowski. ELLE and Maxim.

Heroes:

Jesus

My Blog

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Nothing like beating a dead horse.
Posted by Crystal Marie on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:45:00 PST

Questions of 2007?

Could Larry David be anymore funny?Will people ever learn that the left lane is for passing?Could Fraternity and Sorority members be anymore obnoxious?Could Fraternity brothers try any harder to get c...
Posted by Crystal Marie on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:34:00 PST

Baby Names....?

What are your favorite baby names? Here are some ive thought of. Girls- Reagan, Emma, Chloe, Mackenzie. Boys- Hunter, Aiden, Ethan, Jack, Chance.
Posted by Crystal Marie on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:31:00 PST

Big Lebowski quotes and more!!!!

Cop: And was there anything of value in the car? Dude: Huh? Oh. Yeah. Tape deck. Couple of Creedence tapes. And there was a, uh... my briefcase. Cop: In the briefcase? Dude: Papers. Just papers. Y...
Posted by Crystal Marie on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:33:00 PST

Crystal Marie Green Update Vol.2

Soooooooooooo Whats new? Nothing much I'm bored as heck just sitting around before work. Decided I'd write a lil blog. I have been sick for the past two weeks it sucks. Coughing up all sor...
Posted by Crystal Marie on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:40:00 PST

Crystal Marie Green update vol.1

Okay folks. So Shawn and I have officially moved in together. I have a new job at DishNetwork....sure as shit beats the polyester pants. (Anyone who knows me knows about those khaki jewels.) I work 3 ...
Posted by Crystal Marie on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:34:00 PST

I Love ya Steve!!!!!

Sooooooooooo. Despite this hellish dramatic week today was an especially weird day. Today was the anniversary of a life long friends death, Stephen Wilfong. Its surreal to know that a couple years ago...
Posted by Crystal Marie on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 09:55:00 PST

Excuse me while I run like hell.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ft polk is an evil place... I have met some of the most retarded folks alive here. I'll be happy to finally say adios to this place. So after a week of complete and utter bulls...
Posted by Crystal Marie on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 06:15:00 PST

to be continued

I wish I wasn't an overanalyzer and I could take things at face value. That would rock. I'm bored and I have seen the epidemic of quotes blogs. I have been one of those peoples that hears quotes and ...
Posted by Crystal Marie on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 05:43:00 PST

INSANE amount of quizzy things...

You Are a Tomboy You're having too much fun to bother with nail polish and crazy diets.Guys are instead impressed by how much you know and do! How'>http://ynr.blogthings.com/howgirlieareyo...
Posted by Crystal Marie on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:30:00 PST