I'd have her on fucking toast:
Always getting the last King in ring of fire
Photocopying my face
Sleeping for a whole fucking day
Fancy dress!
Mayonnaise with EVERYTHING
Listening to one song over and over for about a month
Nicky T's rash
Not eating all day and then eating enough for three people
"I FELL OVER ;_;"
Getting paid and spending it in about two hours
Drinking bottles of wine and attempting to climb my garden wall
MATE . . .