We are two space lawyers one normal size to confront the law from above and the other is very tiny, tiny enough to climb inside the law and break up its chaos from within. One is certified and one is not quite what we would refer to as certified (but hopeful). We know about our laws of space but are relatively new to your earth law. Although there is one who is very well apprised of such trivia, he recently took a position at Orb, Glisten and Leibovitz (attourneys at space law). They are a highly respected space law firm. They deal mostly with universal injury cases. But now they might be after us because of the universal injury our noises will cause. Ha ha! Just kidding.
We are actually among the least noisy noise that can still be legally referred to as noise based on the precident set during that ether-mark case of Belly Light vs. Magnum Fracture. We certainly are glad to have a career in the noise industry which is blossoming here on your planet as of late. Your earth law actually confuses us, so let us make some noise!
We are in a bare-fisted brawl with illegal activities in space. We hope that these views are not shocking to you because we fight against the encroachment of space evils for your good. We do not see it as a specific conflict of interests to embrace the claw of evil while here on earth. Litigate law, practice ethics.
Endorsement from the Attorney General of space: Hello earthlings, I am the Attorney General of space. Having a title such as "Attorney General of space" means that you can trust my words. I am quite trustworthy. Please agree with what I say and you are assured of helping to create new laws instead of being crushed by the laws you were too weak to create. Listen to disambiguation HAMMER, they make noises of justice and will bring you many joys. Peace out!