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About Me

We are two space lawyers one normal size to confront the law from above and the other is very tiny, tiny enough to climb inside the law and break up its chaos from within. One is certified and one is not quite what we would refer to as certified (but hopeful). We know about our laws of space but are relatively new to your earth law. Although there is one who is very well apprised of such trivia, he recently took a position at Orb, Glisten and Leibovitz (attourneys at space law). They are a highly respected space law firm. They deal mostly with universal injury cases. But now they might be after us because of the universal injury our noises will cause. Ha ha! Just kidding.

We are actually among the least noisy noise that can still be legally referred to as noise based on the precident set during that ether-mark case of Belly Light vs. Magnum Fracture. We certainly are glad to have a career in the noise industry which is blossoming here on your planet as of late. Your earth law actually confuses us, so let us make some noise!

We are in a bare-fisted brawl with illegal activities in space. We hope that these views are not shocking to you because we fight against the encroachment of space evils for your good. We do not see it as a specific conflict of interests to embrace the claw of evil while here on earth. Litigate law, practice ethics.

Endorsement from the Attorney General of space: Hello earthlings, I am the Attorney General of space. Having a title such as "Attorney General of space" means that you can trust my words. I am quite trustworthy. Please agree with what I say and you are assured of helping to create new laws instead of being crushed by the laws you were too weak to create. Listen to disambiguation HAMMER, they make noises of justice and will bring you many joys. Peace out!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 20/04/2007
Band Members: Shining Arc (Earth Full Frontal Guitars and Rythms), Brain Fighter (Rythms, Baby Guitars, Noises)
Influences: Reverse Entropy, Aluminum Siding
Sounds Like: Pounding the laws of space flat like your earth "flapjacks" so that all can enjoy freedom from the tyranny of waves and particles. Also sounds like unfinished music or very robust noise.
Record Label: Extreme Claw of Evil
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

spaceLITIGATIONblues noises

We have been fearful of catching your earth blues since our initial departure from our equilibrium pods. Upon surveying the diverse tapestry that is earth noise, we have now come to wield the earth bl...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 07:07:00 GMT

About ownYOU noises...

We have posted a new layered noise feature on this page. It is called ownYOU, and is inspired by our plan to control you. It is multi-faceted in approach because it not only sounds like what we are do...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:30:00 GMT

Update on human mind control project

We are sorry to announce that our grassroots HAIS (Human Audio Intercept & Superintendency) program has run into some of your earth hiccups. One key issue is that we have recently discovered that the ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:07:00 GMT

Blog number 2

We have been of late solidly fixed on the direction we must take. This is the way for a band such as our own to "drum up" a grassroots following. As you are well aware - being from earth as you are - ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 07:15:00 GMT

Big hit in space... earth is a new stage

"All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages." As many of yo...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:29:00 GMT