The Beava

Beava Facts

1. Beava likes his air conditioner set at 70 degrees.

2. Beava enjoys pepsi over coke.

3. Beava likes calling people after 12AM especially if they are sleeping.

4. Beava likes the smell of coffee.

5. Beava does not like the taste of coffee.

6. Beava calls his bathroom the Elimination Chamber.

7. Beava does not always pay attention to people when they talk to him.

8. Beava enjoys fountain drinks over canned drinks.

9. Beava favorite place to eat is McDonalds.

10. Beava loves his Wii.

11. Beava sleeps on his belly.

12. Beava can only fall asleep if the lights are off.

13. Waking up is the least favorite part of Beava's day.

14. Beava does not take drugs.

15. Beava enjoys Fergie. (Don't judge him)

16. Beava's computer currently sucks.

17. Beava enjoys pissing people off over the internet.

18. Beava believes that arguing over the internet is like running in the special Olympics.

19. Beava does not like cheaters in online video games.

20. Beava is very likely to be hit on by a gay guy.

21. Beava is not homosexual.

22. Beava like sunny days.

23. Beava is Right handed.

24. Beava's heritage is White..

25. Beava likes Vans shoes.

26. Beava fears heights.

2 7. Beava's first words when waking up are usually "5 More Minutes".

28. Beava feels that he has a great ass.

29. Beava does not like to have a bedtime.

30. Beava showers daily.

31. Beava feels he is the hottest guy on the planet.

32. Beava does not like going to the mall but goes anyway.

33. Beava does not like sushi.

34. Beava enjoys going skinny dipping. (Without guys)

35. Beava would like to visit France.

36. Beava burns most of cds.

37. Beava regrets 2 things in his past.

38. Beava's favorite director is Kevin Smith.

39. Beava's favorite Kevin Smith movie is Clerks.

40. Beava's favorite non-Kevin Smith movie is Talladega Nights the Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

41. Beava feels to get the most out of Beava facts you have to listen to Gettin' Jiggy Wit It by Will Smith while reading this.

42. Beava likes calling Rob into work so he doesn't have to go.

43. Beava told "A" he would give his money back in high school and has yet to pay him back.

44. Beava like donuts covered with chocolate.

45. Beava does not enjoy fairs as the carnies scare him.

46. Beava will probably forget your name 3 times after he meets you.

47. Beava will probably give you a nickname that he will remember before he ever remembers your real name.

48. Beava enjoys speaking in the 3rd person.

49. Beava filmed Jeremy masturbating with a liver.

50. Beava used to work at a store with a porn room.

51. At no point while working at that store did he rent a pornography.

52. Beava likes vibrating video game controllers.

53. Beava always uses spell-check when using a computer.

52. Beava will probably forget to to take his medicine after going to the doctor.

53. Beava will probably be in a bitchy mood every time you see him.

54. Beava likes drinking red powerade.

55. Beava does not watch HBO or Cinimax but he pays for them anyway.

56. Beava feels movie theaters are expensive.

57. Beava does not like spending more than 25 dollars on a shirt.

58. Beava has never embarrassed himself.

59. Beava can speak one languages.

60. Beava feels that all other languages should be banned from the United States.

61. Beava thinks bobbleheads are the shit.

62. Beava has driven 4 hours to see Nine Inch Nails in concert.

63. Beava has spent over 200 dollars in wrestling tickets in one month before.

64. Beava has never paid to see a movie he did not like.

65. Beava is a beast at playing paintball.

66. Beava likes the color yellow.

67. Beava feels that guys who wear pink shirts are gay.

68. Beava would never speed.

69. Beava thinks tattoos are pointless.

70. Beava dyed his own hat to become Mario.

71. Beava has a desire to become a famous musician.

72. Beava is probably better than you.

73. Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend will probably like Beava better than you.

74. Beava does not care that your Boyfriend/Girlfriend likes him better than you.

75. Beava loves himself.

76. If Beava was to clone himself he would totally do his clone.

77. Beava has a fascination with shiny objects.

78. If there was a button to press, Beava would probably push it.

79. Beava does not like when people yell at him.

80. If it is raining Beava will probably be sleeping.

81. Beava does not like running as he gets tired easily.

82. Beava has done his fair share of service to this community.

83. Beava would not give a starved child his food.

84. Beava occasionally visits bobsagetisgod.com

85. Beava does not understand why people are offended by the word cunt.

86. Beava spends more than what he should.

87. Beava thinks he has a great car.

88. Beava does not like people who talk in a movie theater.

89. Beava is a cheap tipper at restaurants.

90. If Beava was given a million dollars he would currently buy a 360.

91. Beava thinks anyone who plays video games is a nerd.

92. Beava plays video games in his spare time.

93. Beava likes playing Pokemon.

94. On Pokemon Red, Beava collected all 151 Pokemon.

95. Beava feels that Sony is a very evil company.

96. Beava will not like you when he first meets you.

97. If given the chance Beava would run you over with his car while videotaping it.

98. Beava does not like multi-volume DVD sets.

99. Beava will pay you to shut up.

100. Beava likes his eggs sunny side up.