i'm a total loser, yet, i'm the raddest loser you'll ever meet.
i’m smart, funny, sarcastic, witty, honest and blunt.
i like making mixed tapes, photo collages, doing puzzles and watching cartoons.
i like good tattoos, pop culture, and board games.
i like getting drunk doing drugs and eating. meat is murder, and murder is fucking delicious.
i swear a lot and speak my mind. i like cupcakes. i like drum and bass, and i'm not talking dance music (although, i do like to shake it from time to time), i'm talking heavy bass solos and mean double kicks.
i’m awkward socially because half the time i’m worried what will come out of my mouth. be it offensive or just plan gibberish. some days nothing comes out right. it’s almost as if i have speech dyslexia or a speech impediment. and then other days i come across like a fucking scholar.
i’m open minded, down to earth and easy to get along with, as long as you’re not a pretentious fuck.
i'm cynical and complain (even if i agree), mostly because i find it promotes conversation. or because i'm a jerk like that.
i’m not looking for anything more then to make a connection. and once that’s established, who knows…
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