About Me
Hi, My name is Dan The Cock Monkey Feilding. I suck cock for a living and will do anything to become famous. I think that i am the bee's knees in everything that is within domestic household domain, but in reality all i want is a hug from my mother and a pat on the head with a sentence containing the words "Good boy Dan, now lick my Bum hole as well"I have recently been published in the 'London Paper' 11/10/07 .One of the many Free papers that is forced into your path by refugees and asylum seekers on your way to work and basically one of the weakest publications known to man.As my first tip to you great viewer, use this Free Paper as your toilet paper (i suggest front to back for girls)and for the boys, ... mix it up a bit - make it interesting.As you can tell i am one of the worlds biggest cock suckers and i would do anything to be your myspace friend just so i can have my 15 mins of fame and maybe get a shag off the girl i have fancied in Mrs Greenwood's class in primary school. (I still stroke myself to our year photo...er.. but i imagine her all grown up now)That last bit is a fact and you can not take me to court for it !!MySpace Layouts - myspace layouts
