Loved his movies, but THIS I would never have guessed. |
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:22:00 GMT |
Which one do YOU want on your rear end? |
Bumperstickers
* Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. * Somebody should have put a little chlorine in your gene pool. * You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT.* Forge...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 15:15:00 GMT |
Those Lovely Farmer's Daughters |
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 15:28:00 GMT |
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator This Holiday Season |
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in the...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 17:35:00 GMT |
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers |
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh ... bear pooh!
Posted by on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 10:42:00 GMT |
Redneck Computer Lingo |
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter. Log Off: Don't add no wood. Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove. Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup. Mega Hertz: When yer not careful downloadin'...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 18:39:00 GMT |
