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Dirty Dan

About Me


I'm from Hong Kong, the best place in the world!
I'm drug free. I'm always broke. I've never learned to drive.
I'm neurotic, and slightly psychotic.dirty. I believe in monogamy.
I hate hippies. I'm not a big fan of lesbians either. I have an unhealthy
obsession with pirates. I drink loads.

"I gotta nasy habbit called Rock and Roll"

TEAM AMERICA....

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


drama nerds, art geeks, math majors, hobos, sluts, sea captains,
drunks, news anchors, patriots, anarchists, private investigators,
pizza delivery guys, strippers, plumbers, farmers, golfers, royalty,
trannys, midgets and lion tamers.

My Blog

Dirty Dan and the 7 Seas at the WANCH

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Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 23:16:00 GMT

Birthday pics

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Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:33:00 GMT

emo kids are like periods

they are a bunch of pussies that like to bleed...yay!
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:41:00 GMT

ADMIT IT!!!!

ADMIT IT! Despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance and vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs, you know nothing ABOUT art or sex that you couldn't read in any trendy new york underground fashion magazine....
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 09:04:00 GMT

ART

I was doing some serious drinking and some even more serious thinking about art tonight and ive come to the conclusion that i LOATHE jackson pollack and thomas kinkade, I think they are complete assho...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 00:29:00 GMT

A.D.D + Redbull =

funny, also people with ADHD on drugs would be pretty funny to watch as well.
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 21:06:00 GMT

BEER+HOCKEY=

Ive been feeling more Canadian tonight than any other night! I went out early to watch the hockey game at a pub and I just got home after a crazy night of getting sloshed, i am so drunk that the casin...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 02:07:00 GMT

Lazy Days

A dead effort is dulling my senses, making me feel heavy and slow, numbed and dumbed. My vision has dropped to wide-screen. I feel it seems that I am heard but not seen. A selfish sense of sleep where...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 14:28:00 GMT