Spring Hiatus |
It's such a beautiful time of year in the mountains - I've sadly neglected my page. Happily, instead I have been too busy communing with the blossoms, the bees and the inner kitchen bitch. I have...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 14:00:00 GMT |
How to Fuck Up a Generation of Women who cook for Fun |
http://ky-dan.com/images/interesting/housewife.jpg
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:06:00 GMT |
Always a hit at funerals |
One always likes to appear one's best at funerals. In the little country town I grew up in, the tradition was to hold an afternoon tea for the women (and the wussy men) after the ceremony, while the r...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 22:00:00 GMT |
Pavlovas God |
Indeed, the world is full of the average and ordinary. Why torture oneself with substandard fare? My ears ring with the endless advice of the sensible, advising one to eat cruciferous vegetables and m...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:26:00 GMT |
Franchella Funbox's Mission |
It is the mission of Franchella Funbox to indoctrinate the world with the delights and techniques of traditional antipodean cookery, modified for a modern audience. It greatly pains me to see the loss...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:38:00 GMT |
Pink |
Pink
Pink bath, the steaming womb
Of all my Friday nights.
Outside the cradle
The scratch of laddered tights and
Polyester dress, scuff of high
Heels on scarred lino.
The chops sizzle: there i...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 18:13:00 GMT |
Franchella's Favourites |
This woman is one of my heroes. Ponder her website while you munch on a scone (or anything else you consider as satisfying)
http://www.cynthiaplastercaster.com/flash/home.html
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:32:00 GMT |
Pheromones Awry? Try scones |
Never underestimate the power of the scone. I assume at all significant junctures in history - the signing of the Magna Carta, the assination of JFK, Paris Hilton's historic court case - a scone was i...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:18:00 GMT |
