Hi friends! I am David Spade (not really). I am (not) a comedian. I have (not) been in several films as well. As you can see, this is my real (fake) profile. All the other David Spade profiles are fake, because this is the real (fake) me. All due respect, (not) David Spade.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
My fans (that don't exist). And also... um... if it's possible... maybe... the... uh... real... David... Spade... *shuffles feet akwardly*
