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Anna Fucking Claire

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About Me

Who am I? I'm a nerd; I love to read and write and use big words. I'm friendly; I like to meet new people and always greet people with a smile and a "Hi, How are you?". I'm honest; I'm blunt/curt, I hate liers and cheaters, and I tell things to you straight to your face. I'm a romantic; I love gentalmen, cuddling, goodnight phone calls, and after things are going smooth - spend time with eachother's families. I love movies; John Travolta and Marilyn Monroe and my favorite actors, but I pretty like anything. I'm pretty straight edge; I dont drink, I only smoke cigars if I smoke, dont do drugs and tend to stick with my own kind (not that I discriminate, I just hang with people I have common interests with). I love music; Ani Difranco, Regina Spektor, James Brown, anything funk and usually the top forty. I like to curl up; whether it be with my friends or family or my man, I'm a big fan of cuddling/kissing, and whenever I sit someplace I usually have my legs curled up somehow. I love kids; I've been babysitting for years and work in childcare, I also do volunteer work in a children's section of the library, and I'm known to point out cute babies on the street. I love to laugh and I love to goof off; whether it's jokes or non -pc stuff, or bringing up random shit.
Randoms Facts:
My real name's Claire. I changed it to Anna when I was three and my parents thought it was really cute and I ended up going my 'Anna' for over a decade. Now offically I'm AnnaClaire (that's right - one word, capital C).
I'm currently diagnosed with Bipolar disorder and have had problems with social situations and self mutilation. I'm on some great medication, although it has caused me to gain weight. I also have a conseler whom I dearly love. So I'm pretty much on an even keel.
I'm homeschooled. I started in second grade because I wasnt as fast of a learner as the other kids and I was homeschooled for most of sixth grade because I wasnt fitting in. Now I'm homeschooled for highschool and will continue until I graduate.
I'm currently going a whole year without shaving - just to see what it's like! Which if you think about it, it's quite odd considering I'm very anal about keeping my eyebrows waxed and plucking hair off of moles. Luckily I'm not that hairy of a person. I'll start shaving again in May.
I want to believe in a Christian God. I love learning about christianity and hearing about other people's spiritual paths. I also have a thing for buddhism.
I love going out for coffee, breakfast, and chinese food with people.
Rednecks, writers, and military men turn me on. Drugs don't.
Family is *very* important to me.
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My Interests

Reading, talking, laughing, having intelligent conversations, walking, kissing, singing, spending time with little kids and cute guys.

I'd like to meet:

I’d like to make friends. I’d like to *genuinely* make friends. Make them and meet them and the whole ball of wax. I don’t have much friends and I wish I did. People tend to like me, but I’m bad at making the whole transition of becoming friends. So if you're too far away or have no interest in meeting people from online - please dont waste my time or yours.

I'm also looking for a sweet man to hang out with. A guy that will care for me just because I'm me. A guy that will call 'just because' and doesnt mind me calling him whenever. A guy that has good values and loves his family. A guy that likes to go out and eat and cuddle.

Music:


Ani Difranco, Regina Spektor, Fiona Apple, James Brown, The JBs, Louis Armstrong, Black Eyed Peas, and all of Rogers and Hammerstein's music in old movies!

Movies:

Kissing Jessica Stein, Pulp Fiction, The Incredibles, Guys and Dolls, Oklahoma, Little Voice, Gypsy, Some Like It Hot, and others.

Books:

Waaay to many to name!

Heroes:

Jeremy Kriedeman~ For being the coolest music teacher ever!
Max Fraleigh~ For being my first really true love, even though it didnt last long! Also for the strength I was given to fully forgive you and show unconditional love.
Ruth Smeckpeper~ For being a great teacher!
Christine Sullivan~ For being the best dance teacher ever and being supportive of my mood disorder.
Colleen Sylvester~For being the best, coolest big sister ever and loving me unconditionally!
Ani Difranco~ For being *the* righteous babe!
James Brown~ For being the godfather of soul, funk, and rap!
JJ Johnson~ For being a trombone God!
Marilyn Monroe~ For all her strenght, preserverence, and making curves sexy!

My Blog

Life is good.

I love my family. I have been so blessed being related to all of them.I went bowling tonight with my two best friends friends today and we all sucked! But we all had a great time. Then I played 'a' ...
Posted by Anna Fucking Claire on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:19:00 PST

I kind of like the guy I hang out with (poem)

I love the idea of you.You'd make a great boyfriend.Problem is, I don't like youWhen I'm with you Don't get me wrong, you're a great man.I'm infatuated with the idea of youJust like I'm infatuated Wi...
Posted by Anna Fucking Claire on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:07:00 PST

This is my goodbye

I'll tell you something little,Because I always say too much.It's true that I liked youAnd it's true that you hurt my feelings.You didn't tell me about her.You made me get into the same car as herMade...
Posted by Anna Fucking Claire on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:36:00 PST

Poems Poems Poems!!!!

~Dopey Smile~You smelled of stale cigarettesYou tasted like spearmint gumI could tell by that dopey smileYou were flying mile over mileOn some new caffeine fix.I started wondering where it isAnd I rea...
Posted by Anna Fucking Claire on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:05:00 PST

UU church and memories of a guy I almost had sex with

So I went to the youth service, it was on two movies-only one of which really makes sense. It was okay, nothing special... you could tell they didnt have a Sylvester running the show.So anyway, at on...
Posted by Anna Fucking Claire on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:21:00 PST

Sometimes you need to SCREAM to be heard

So last night I cut because I have no friends. I keep making inititives, putting on happy welcoming faces, and even started wearing makeup to be more like other girls. Noone can/wants to hang out with...
Posted by Anna Fucking Claire on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:28:00 PST

My sister wrote an essay saying i'm her hero!

Colleen SylvesterProfessor WoodwardEnglish 110.026February 7, 2007My Sister, My Hero The other day I was asked to explain who my hero was, and I felt at an utter loss for words. I guess I had nev...
Posted by Anna Fucking Claire on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:14:00 PST

What I miss

I miss having friends and someone to call up when I'm bored. I miss having inside jokes. I miss having someone to say goodnight to. I miss going out on a saturday night. I miss talking to more tha...
Posted by Anna Fucking Claire on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:38:00 PST

Boat poem

Now I'm scared to go to the bathroomCos I'm scared to look at myself, my face.Did something I never thought I could doAnd I lost my two friends at once; same time, same place.I never do tell the story...
Posted by Anna Fucking Claire on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

Not a love poem

This is not a love poemIt's an 'I'm thinking of you'.Last night you crashed my dreamBut sometimes I can't remember your name.I've never claimed to love youBut I still claim to be your dame.I'll never ...
Posted by Anna Fucking Claire on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:16:00 PST