Oleg The Moose's Distinctive Fifties Pompadour

About Me

"He was given to fits of rage, Jewish, liberal paranoia, male chauvinism, self-righteous misanthropy, and nihilistic moods of despair. He had complaints about life, but never solutions. He longed to be an artist, but balked at the necessary sacrifices. In his most private moments, he spoke of his fear of death which he elevated to tragic heights when, in fact, it was mere narcissism."
-From Woody Allen's Manhattan

My Music: Rose Valland

My Book Reviews: Goodreads

"She does not see or feel that she is concocting a poison that will be my destruction and her own; and in ecstasy I drain the goblet she offers me and which spells my downfall."
-From Goethe's Sorrows of Young Werther, in the chapter coinciding with my birthdate.

"People who looked like Himillsy were always going steady, the way people who looked like me always carried something to read"
-From The Cheese monkeys

My Blog

Community thing you should do if you live in SF

Write to the city planning commission to stop American Apparel frommoving into the Mission. There are a dozen reasons why that I don't have the energy to get into now. I'm sure you already know anyhow...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 00:42:00 GMT

Punks Hate Music

It recently occurred to me that it long ago occurred to me that there are a lot of punk songs about hating music. Off the top of my head:I Hate Music by The Mad off the New York Thrash compI Hate Musi...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:24:00 GMT

Simple Math: Jewish=Funny

Everyone knows that Jews pretty much own comedy. And you all know I like making lists about Jews. So here is a list of Jewish Comics.The Marx BrothersThe Three StoogesLenny BruceShceky GreenCarl Reine...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:33:00 GMT

Calvinists, Be Damned!

Beautiful irony from The Atlantic:What would happen if no one believed in free will, but instead assumed that all their actions were predetermined? For one thing, according to a recent study, we'd end...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:07:00 GMT

Killer List

Here's a loose list of Presidential Assassins:John Hinckley Jr.Squeaky FrommeSirhan SirhanLee Harvey OswaldLeon CzolgoszCharles GuiteauJohn Wilkes Booth
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:49:00 GMT

Overrated, pt 1; join the Snob-Fest

The over-inflated sense of justice that abides in the average American nerd often seems boundless. More often than not, it manifests itself in hyper-critical snobbery. As a representative of this grou...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 19:22:00 GMT

Pro-Porn Pols

Some California legislators are attempting to introduce a huge tax on porn in order to try helping the state out of its current budget deficit. What is awesome about this is the position in which it p...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:14:00 GMT

Revenge of the Nerds

Two things happened today that had no ostensible relation, but juxtaposed struck me as profound.The first was as follows.I went to Blockbuster (my video rental choices in Pinellas County are limited) ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:09:00 GMT

List For Jay

By request, via Jay Luna, famous non-presidents who use three names (and/or initials):Paul Thomas Anderson (Thanks, Jay)John Lee HookerDavid Lee RothDavid Foster WallaceWilliam F. BuckleyFrank Lloyd W...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:51:00 GMT

Listenbourg

Here's a list of really small countries:MonacoVatican CityLuxembourgLichtensteinSingaporeAndorraMalta
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:11:00 GMT