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Bachelor

I am here for Dating

About Me

I'm the most laid back muthasucka out there! Don't let my thug appeal fool you, okay I'm just kidding. I'm just here because I was pressured by friends to create a myspace account. I would also jump off the bridge if they jump first. Where all my homies at?

My Interests

i like Wal-Mart! what? you got a problem beeatches!

I'd like to meet:

she's my sunshine "Lea"..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: numba twee stunner
Birthday: 7-1-81
Birthplace: At the hospital near McHenry and Floyd
Current Location: Next to Wal-Mart by Winco
Eye Color: Nude
Hair Color: Naked
Height: one inch off the ground
Right Handed or Left Handed: All three
Your Weakness: using all three hands
Your Fears: using one hand
Your Perfect Pizza: eating it with both hands
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: grow back the hair on my back!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yep its 8 inchs
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who farted?
Your Best Physical Feature: That aint my leg you looking at
Your Bedtime: friday
Your Most Missed Memory: When Jessica Alba told me my ass looked fat
Single or Group Dates: I take the whole village
Do you Sing: Bitch, I break every mirror in the house
Do you Shower Daily: hell no! I swim in the river foo
Have you Been in Love: If that's what you call it
Do you want to go to College: Still in Jr high!
Do you want to get Married: I want to get laid first
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in bunnies
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah, when my hands move to fast
Do you think you are Attractive: My grandma says I look good!
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yeah, if shes good looking. Storm from Xmen is hot!
Do you play an Instrument:
Ever been called a Tease: Never been teased but definetly been pleased!
Ever been Beaten up:
How do you want to Die: after sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to study squirels
What country would you most like to Visit: Ceres
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: tall enough for me to tap dat ass!
Weight: not more than my car
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2 flintstone vitamins
Number of CDs I own: i have an IPOD beeatch!
Number of Piercings: can't tell you
Number of Tattoos: a Pokemon on my left cheek
Number of things in my Past I Regret: If you believe everything you read here then you suck!

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Rest In Peace Derick R. Semone

Music:

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Movies:

i would have a favorites movies if i had a date!

Television:

i like watchin' my reflection when the tv is off. Good show!

Books:

I like reading people's daries.

Heroes:

MEET THE FOCKER!