Hand cream was not made for vaginas. Neither was chili powder. |
I'm taking a psychology class about human sexuality, and here I am, being a good student and studying for a test in a class that I never attend, and I'm reading the chapter about birth control. The en...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:54:00 GMT |
Samples. |
This was taken from the December 2008 issue of Spin. It's really long, but if you just read up to the RZA quote, that would suffice. He's an idiot.Simple beats and Auto-Tuned vocals form the foundatio...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:33:00 GMT |
A coloring book is basically a metaphor for the rest of your life. |
So like everyone else, I had my fambam over for Easter dinner tonight. Everything was going fine; mom was in the kitchen being awesome, cousin was watching TV, uncle was being a dick, then everyone at...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:40:00 GMT |
This is for the guys... and the girls. |
I took these four little tid bits from an article I read. They were the funniest of the bunch and each of them are totally true. No, seriously.To the men, you are welcome. Enjoy.To the women... I know...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:47:00 GMT |
Nonsensical. |
Man. That bull joke was way more funny the first 532,446 times I heard it.It's a nose ring, get over it.If you're going to make fun of it, at least make the joke original, please.
Hey guys, what does ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:26:00 GMT |
My new kick. |
All living beings deserve to be cherished because of the tremendous kindness they have shown us. All our temporary and ultimate happiness arises through their kindness. Even our body is the result of ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 08:04:00 GMT |
Wealth does not equate to happiness. |
There is so much more to life.
"Never throughout history has a man who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering."
&n...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:30:00 GMT |
The real talent lies behind the scenes. |
Business first.I have a blog. Two things:1. It's new, not many entries, but I'm sure some of you may enjoy it.2. Please, please, please do not assume that anything I write is about you unless otherwis...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 08:42:00 GMT |
Dont be a cunt. |
This is a warning. If you're offended by racial slurs or curse words, or if you're going to send me some self-righteous message after reading, don't read this. I've slapped my parental advisory sticke...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:39:00 GMT |
What matters is what the artist leaves behind. |
For HireA Poem About the Duke of Vandals
"Nobody calls Michelangelo the Vatican's bitch," says the Duke of Vandals, just because he begged Pope Julius f...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:49:00 GMT |
