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Miss Satan ™

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About Me


"Heaven's not a place that you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you actually feel alive."
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I'm Audrey.
I'm 16, almost 17.
Don't assume that i'm stupid and naive because of my age. I'm not claiming to be the most intelligent young person in all of existance, because i'm not, but I have more sense in my head than a good majority of 25 year olds, i'll guarentee you that.
I can be caring and compassionate, or evil and vengeful.
Don't expect anything from me.
I only talk to people who are worth my time.
I'm a vegetarian.
I love to read.
I am a LaVeyan Satanist.
I also study Magick and different fields of the Occult.
Do not make judgements based on your own ignorance.
I am cold, I am blunt, I am selfish.
But I can also be a very nice and considerate person, to those who deserve it and have shown me the same courtesy.
I love all kinds of music, but my favorite band is Type O Negative, has been since I was 12, always will be.
I love cats, if my house was on fire, i'd refuse to leave without my cats.
I am very opinionated, you don't have to like what I say.
The only person I completely trust is myself.
I'm not trying to prove anything.
I'm not trying to be anything that I am not.
And i'm not trying to impress anyone. I could honestly care less about that.
" It is better to be mad in a divine way than to be sane in a human way. "
"Without self knowledge, without understanding the working and functions of his machine, man cannot be free, he cannot govern himself and he will always remain a slave."
Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results

Warmth |||||| 18%
Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Emotional Stability ||||||||| 30%
Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Liveliness ||||||||||||||| 50%
Dutifulness ||||||||| 26%
Social Assertiveness |||||||||||| 34%
Sensitivity ||||||||||||||| 42%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Abstractness |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Introversion ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Anxiety |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Openmindedness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Independence |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Perfectionism |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Tension ||||||||||||||| 46% Take Cattell 16 Factor Test (similar to 16pf)

My Interests


CURRENT MOON moon phases
I have a boyfriend of almost 2 years, and I am in love with him. Our relationship is not perfect, but no one could ever compare to him. When I look at him I see everything I want and need. Hes my best friend, hes my other half. Nobody could ever take me away from him.

This is my kitty, Duke.

I'd like to meet:



Comments:



Music:

A lot.

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Books:

Occult Literature.

My Blog

GF application ( for fun )... fill it out anyway though!! hehe

Girlfriend Application   Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:______________________________ ______________________OTHER:1. Where would we go on dates?2. Who is ...
Posted by Miss Satan ™ on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:22:00 PST

Cat Rules =)

Cat Rules BATHROOMS: Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.  DOORS: Do not allow any closed doors in any room. T...
Posted by Miss Satan ™ on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:24:00 PST

20 REASONS TO ABANDON CHRISTIANITY

20 Reasons to Abandon Christianity              by Chaz Bufe1. Christianity is based on fear. While today there are liberal clergy who preach...
Posted by Miss Satan ™ on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 08:56:00 PST