Forgotten Science

Straight up, we are from deep space - location cannot be disclosed for intergalactic security reasons - although we may look human to the untrained eye, this is just a disguise since our true forms would melt your lesser minds into a sludgy soggy mess - we do not do "colabos" with primitive humans, so don't even ask - most hip hop from Earth now is dry, boring and basically only good for causing regurgitation when hung over from drinking too much space juice - also, we have noticed an alarming rate of so-called Earthlings hip hoppers relying on guest appearances of veteran emcees to carry the weight of their lame ass record, not to mention Earthling beat makers using stock sample loops and calling it their own beat (WEAK!) - if this behavior does not cease, we will have no choice but to annihilate this planet through the use of our Subwoofer Proton Cannons that our mounted on our trusted ship, The Battleship Boom Box - until then we have been asked by Earths leaders to stay on your planet in their vain hopes that we can show the citizens of Earth how to rock the Mic, the Beats, and the mofo Tables - we do not have much faith in Humanity's ability to learn this Higher Craft, but we will humor your leaders for the time being------------------- -------------------ps....if you don't have a sense of humor, it's hard to be down with the FS crew... -------------------