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FONTANA

About Me

Blood and bones and hair, just like you, cutie.
Things unique to me are music projects, all mostly on hold due to 50 hour work weeks - solo analog earfever as My Helical Elk, duo hyphy/metal dj team w J Churchill, and the 3 seasons thus far of Famous Room Battle of Monsters. Hoping to get a children's book out by year's end once the missus is out of school.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Also, a tinned tear drop.

My Blog

no fat animals

You must have noticed the fat people all running around the world. In your city (and if you're not in a CITY please invite me over for darts) there are some probably less than 150 feet away from you. ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:24:00 GMT

sligo river newt rafts

there is one hevvy dutay iguana now acting as sentry in the place. never considered myself much of a pet person, but in the last year i've played host to SIX critters, half of em reptiles! please give...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:10:00 GMT

a guess is as good as y'r gonna get

Hey, you know, I was walking around, somewhere near a dusty field, and it was yesterday. And then, like, I got home, and to my great dismay, there were black boogers everywhere, emerging from within m...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 16:07:00 GMT

i need to update this shit

i think the subject says it all. christ it says the last records i got were ascension and ken nordine? that was before that back to school noise show!! jeez louise brooks.
Posted by on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 14:06:00 GMT

You don't know what pain is!!

UGh... %%4*..*..43 it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. I need some heavy freaking lotion, as I've got the mother of all "can't move, can't turn, can't fucking BREATHE" t...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 22:21:00 GMT

Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows!!

Last night was tumultuous. I played a terrible set at the Arrow due to unforeseen difficulties making my head all fogged. I showed up on time to find no needles on the system (the house needles were s...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jun 2005 13:11:00 GMT

the real tour of the year....

was actually SIGHTINGS with BURMESE in oakland. hell on wheels. LCD weren't too bad, though. mindbendingly good in fact. it's been show crazy week, seeing as I might have enjoyed myself most overall a...
Posted by on Wed, 25 May 2005 20:31:00 GMT

TOUR OF THE YEAR

OMFG I'm shitting myself a pile of bricks that's gonna reach Mars... LCD Soundsystem is touring with M.I.A. and they play here in beloved S.F. at the Fillmore on May 14th. I don't know if I'm gonna ro...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Apr 2005 20:03:00 GMT

Too much posse.

I think it's time to lay off my addiction. Not that it's necessarily deleterious to my health, like a drug monkey, but it's definitely a strain on the billfold, as well as to my bookshelf. Yes, I'm ta...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Mar 2005 09:35:00 GMT

Disco Suggestions.

So as some may be aware, teh rock out with teh cock out is underway Mondays at EZ5, 682 Commercial, near Kearny + Sacramento. I dj starting at about 9:30 or 10. If you're looking for teh hipster soire...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Feb 2005 01:20:00 GMT