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I'd like to meet:

Pretty much open to adding anyone as a friend, regardless of gender or sexual preference. I would like to meet honest, caring, understanding, witty, intelligent, mature people - who can help me grow as a person and appreciate my quiet acceptance and off the wall sense of humor. I strive to build up my friends and hope for the same from them.
"Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?" That's my favorite!

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Music:

No particular order: Helmet, Pantera, Natalie Merchant, Perfect Circle, Samuel Barber, Fastball, Wallflowers, Sublime, Metallica, Alan Jackson, TOOL, Clint Black, Better Than Ezra, Linkin Park, Queens of the Stone Age, ACDC, Third Eye Blind, Cake, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Everlast, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Pink Floyd, Three Days Grace, Garth Brooks, Ice Cube, Corrosion of Conformity (top five), Marilyn Manson, NIN, Santana, Mozart, White Stripes, Stone Temple Pilots, Staind, Randy Travis, Guns N Roses, Alice in Chains, Hootie and the Blowfish (thanks for reminding me Justin), Ice Cube, DMX, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Eagles, White Zombie, Korn, Soundgarden, Dire Straits, Stravinsky, Brand New, Chevelle, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Rolling Stones, Tupac, Coldplay, Incubus, Deftones, Big Head Todd (thanks Rachy), Audioslave, Los Lonely Boys, Seether, Aaron Neville (thanks Val), Theory of a Deadman, Matisyahu, John Cougar, Golden Earring, Velvet Revolver, Mana, Bo Diddley, LYNARD FUCKIN SKYNARD!!! .. .. ..

Movies:

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A few favorites: Platoon, We were Soldiers, Saving Private Ryan, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, American Pie, Animal House, 300, Pulp Fiction, Usual Suspects, Primal Fear, Magnificent Seven, Fistful of Dollars, Reservoir Dogs, Fracture, 12 Monkeys, Heat, Absolute Power, Fight Club, American History X, Snatch, Boondock Saints, Flags of Our Fathers, Lock, Stock, Two Smoking Barrels, Something about Mary, Blues Brothers, The Exorcist (dude, how did I forget the Exocist?), Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (remake), Monty Python movies, The Godfather, Seven, AI, [Clint Eastwood, Stanley Kubrick and Alfred Hitchcock movies], esp Full Metal JacketMySpace Graphics

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Television:

Mythbusters and Family Guy!

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut, Stephen King, and Michael Crichton. Books about current events (politics), sociology, and religion.

The Cheating Culture

Bait and Switch

Soul on Ice

Slaughterhouse Five *****

The War on Civil Liberties

Gangs of America

War Reporting for Cowards

Art of War

Count of Monte Cristo

Flowers for Algernon

1984*****

Diary of a Wimpy Kid


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Heroes:

Perseverance in the face of adversity!!

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Now, I don't feel so guilty - at least I'll roll off.

So that's where babies come from.

Wonder if he learned not to bite after that?

INSCRIPTION ON THE MONUMENT OF A NEWFOUNDLAND DOG.
A Memorial to Boatswain
by Lord Byron
Newstead Abbey, November 30, 1808.
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Near this spot
Are deposited the Remains of one
Who possessed Beauty without Vanity,
Strength without Insolence,
Courage without Ferocity,
And all the Virtues of Man without his Vices.
This Praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery
If inscribed over human ashes,
Is but a just tribute to the Memory of BOATSWAIN, a DOG
Who was born at Newfoundland, May, 1803,
And died at Newstead, Nov 18th, 1808.
When some proud son of man returns to earth,
Unknown to glory, but upheld by birth,
The sculptor's art exhausts the pomp of woe,
And storied urns record who rest below:
When all is done, upon the tomb is seen,
Not what he was, but what he should have been:
But the poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend,
Whose honest heart is still his master's own,
Who labours, fights, lives, breathes for him alone,
Unhonour'd falls, unnoticed all his worth,
Denied in heaven the soul he held on earth:
While man, vain insect! hopes to be forgiven,
And claims himself a sole exclusive heaven.
Oh man! thou feeble tenant of an hour,
Debased by slavery, or corrupt by power,
Who knows thee well must quit thee with disgust,
Degraded mass of animated dust!
Thy love is lust, thy friendship all a cheat,
Thy smiles hypocrisy, thy words deceit!
By nature vile, ennobled but by name,
Each kindred brute might bid thee blush for shame.
Ye! who perchance behold this simple urn,
Pass on --- it honours none you wish to mourn:
To mark a friend's remains these stones arise;
I never knew but one, --- and here he lies.
Dogs make me laugh cause they'll try to humpty dance with anything!!

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She passes this, what about the bottle/garden hose test?
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What's Your Sin?

MY RESULT: Lust

You've got a lust for life. And pretty much everything else.
You have a one-track mind -- and it's headed straight to places we don't care to discuss in mixed company. Don't get us wrong. A little bit of lust is okay, but sometimes you take it a little too far. (How do we know? We can read your mind. We have ways.) Save yourself from a life of lust -- read a book (not a dirty one), get some fresh air and take it one day at a time.

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